1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY Movie Site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,934 * [Sugar Baby Love by The Rubettes playing] 4 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:08,102 [man screaming] 5 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:12,540 (man) YOU CAN PLAY ONE QUICK. 6 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:16,009 * MY SWEET 7 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:19,280 * MY SWEET 8 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:21,749 *I DIDN'T WANT TO DO BLUE* 9 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,517 How about it, kitten? 10 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,653 What's the chance of some tonight? 11 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,655 Oh, why yes, of course, boys. 12 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,056 I LEFT THE FRONT DOOR OPEN 13 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,825 AND EVERYONE CAN STOP AND GIVE ME A JAB. 14 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,228 NO NEED, THEN? 15 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,730 YOU INNOCENT, WITH A FIST, 16 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:39,467 HORNY'S CHILDREN OF THE NATIVE WORLD. 17 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:42,603 NOT MANY PEOPLE ARE, MUNCHKIN. 18 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:46,574 NOT MANY PEOPLE CAN TAKE PATRICK BRADEN'S TALE 19 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,409 AKA SAINT KITTEN, 20 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:52,813 THAT FORMED THE RISES, FACE LIT BY A HALO OF FLASHBULBS 21 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:57,218 AS, "OH!" She cried, "I told you, from my best side, darlings." 22 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,653 (Patrick) I was born, you see, Munchkin, 23 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,790 IN A SMALL TOWN NEAR THE IRISH BORDER. 24 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:06,126 I was left in a basket at some doors 25 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:08,396 AND ONLY ROBINS KNOW WHY. 26 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:11,732 Ah, but then, they know everyone's business. 27 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,735 THOSE RED WORKERS. 28 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:19,207 EVERY SECRET BEHIND EVERY WINDOW. 29 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,127 [twittering] UH-OH, BEHIND YOU! 30 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:42,996 * MY SWEET 31 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:46,300 * MY SWEET 32 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:49,303 *I DIDN'T WANT TO DO BLUE* 33 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:50,871 [twittering] THIS SOUNDS LIKE TROUBLE. 34 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:52,473 [twittering] OH DEAR! 35 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:57,478 * MY SWEET 36 00:02:57,545 --> 00:03:00,248 * MY SWEET 37 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,482 Let's go. 38 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:04,285 * I didn't want to hurt you 39 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,088 [baby screaming] 40 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:16,029 * PEOPLE, I HAVE MY ADVICE 41 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:23,136 *If you love someone, don't think twice* 42 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:26,707 * LOVE YOUR BABY LOVE 43 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:30,411 * MY SWEET 44 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:34,081 * LOVE HER ANYWAY 45 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:37,685 *LOVE YOUR EVERY DAY* 46 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:50,197 ROBINS! WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, DADDY? 47 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:51,799 KISSING IN THE CREAM. 48 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:54,234 I suppose it's Christmas morning, after all. 49 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,671 IS YOUR BREAKFAST RIGHT? 50 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,743 WELL, I'M READY TO MASS, SO. GOD BLESSES. 51 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,046 GOD BLESSES. 52 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:14,522 He hasn't been himself lately. 53 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,427 [twittering] NO, HE DIDN'T GO HIMSELF, 54 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,362 [twittering] SINCE THE BLONDE HOUSEHOLD LEFT. 55 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:23,497 [twittering] The one who looked like the movie star 56 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,799 [twittering] WITH THE BUBBLE CUTTING CURLS. 57 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,234 [twittering] MITZI GAYNOR! 58 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,081 JUST THE WORK. (woman on TV) MR. STEED? 59 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,215 CUTEX CORAL PINK. 60 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,385 (Steed) YES. 61 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,920 WHAT A CHARMING ATMOSPHERE YOU HAVE HERE. 62 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:48,989 DO YOU CARE? 63 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:49,990 (woman) NOTHING. 64 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,124 THANKS. 65 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:52,360 OOH, DO YOU HAVE A LOVE SEAT? 66 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,061 THE LOVE SEAT? WHY NOT? 67 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:59,667 MR. LOVEJOY SEE YOU IN A MOMENT. 68 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:02,135 He's just congratulating one of our happy couples. 69 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,104 How encouraging. YES. 70 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:06,374 Maybe you'd like a cheater's cup? 71 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:07,575 CHAMPIONS? NOW YOU ARE TALKING. 72 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,878 OR A PIECE OF WEDDING CAKE? 73 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:12,780 NO THANKS. I just had breakfast. 74 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:15,449 (man) MR. STEED? 75 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:20,788 MY GOOD SHOES! MY GOOD SHOES, LITTLE BRAT! 76 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,289 (Caroline) DO MORE, MAMMY. 77 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:23,724 Teach him not to wear my dress again. 78 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:26,226 Will he make us miserable? Well, not you! 79 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:27,728 Do YOU ​​really need it? 80 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,463 I'll march up and down the street 81 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,131 And disgrace him in front of the entire city. 82 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:32,566 PROMISE? 83 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,702 HIT HIM WITH IT, MA! GIVE HIM THE BRUSH AGAIN! 84 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,770 SAY: "I AM NOT A GIRL." I'm not a girl. 85 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,338 "I'm a boy. I'm not a girl." 86 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:39,840 I'm a boy, not a girl. 87 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:41,108 SAY THAT RIGHT. 88 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,610 MAKE HIM SAY IT RIGHT, MA. 89 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,379 My heart has broken since the cursed day I ever took you. 90 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,749 (TV commentator) SHORT BY GARETH CAREY, 91 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,083 ALONG LONG WING TO TONY HADDON. 92 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,720 TONY HADDON, 40 YEARS OLD NOW, FROM... 93 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,055 There he goes, the ball passes him towards the center. 94 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,124 AND COMING, ALFRED WHITNEY. He's there. 95 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,226 Right beneath your eyes is, Nick Bradley. 96 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,994 The ball arrives. WHO DID IT? REID MORGAN. 97 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,896 REID MORGAN BEGINS THE 35 GARDENS... 98 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,998 BROTHER BARNABAS SAYS HE WILL TRY YOU OUT ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM 99 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,700 And I want you to read this. 100 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:09,002 HEAD HIGH AND TO THE RIGHT, AND YES, IT IS... 101 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,171 He went beyond the bar for the first goal of the game. 102 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,305 [crowd applauding on TV] 103 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,474 CUSHION PAD. 104 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,209 THE FIRST OBJECTIVE OF THE GAME. 105 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,612 PADDY GARDY TOOK ONE FROM THIS SIDE. 106 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:20,514 There was a wave in him, and he had to wait 107 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,349 UNTIL THE UMPIROS MAKE THEIR DECISION 108 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,251 As for where he was or wasn't. THAT WAS. 109 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:25,653 And I call my mother names. 110 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:26,854 (Liam) Well, you know, 111 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,089 YOU - YOU - YOU MUST NOT DO THIS, MY SON. 112 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:30,424 WHAT DO YOU CARE? 113 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,392 HAIRY ASS. 114 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:35,863 HAIRY ASS AND BOCKEDY HOLE. 115 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,031 AND COUNTS. 116 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,433 [clears throat] 117 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,069 [sighing] 118 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,107 [beep] 119 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,210 STAY WHERE YOU ARE! YOU SHOULD NOT PROCEED. 120 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:51,445 JESUS! 121 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,046 You must not curse. 122 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,148 If you curse, you will be exterminated. 123 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,216 HOLY FUCK! 124 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:57,751 YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, EARTH. 125 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,219 NOW YOU MUST DIE! 126 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:00,621 NO, DALEK, PLEASE. 127 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,328 SAUSAGES, SAUSAGES, STAY WHERE YOU ARE. 128 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:10,030 YES YES OF COURSE! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT IT! 129 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,499 [imitates gunshots] 130 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:12,633 (Charlie) Lawrence, come on. 131 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,334 Not now, I'm busy. I'M BUSY. 132 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:15,569 LET'S GO. 133 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:16,804 I'M BUSY. 134 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:20,307 OH, ENGLISH COILS, I'M DEAD. 135 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,275 (Patrick) DIE FOR IRELAND? 136 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:23,677 I'm sorry, but it seemed to me 137 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,779 THAT SOMEONE HERE WOULD HAVE COME OUT OF THEIR SENSES. 138 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,681 (Irwin) ARE YOU PLAYING THE GAME OR NOT, BRADEN? 139 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,382 PLAY ME! DIE FOR IRELAND. 140 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,485 GROUND, STAY WHERE YOU ARE! 141 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:34,354 WELL, LET'S GO ENGLISH, A TICKET, PLEASE. 142 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:35,689 [Charlie laughing] 143 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,594 AND NEXT IS DASHING FEELY 144 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:45,566 Sporting a jacket, FEDORA hat and GUCCI sunglasses. 145 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:46,734 MADAM. 146 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,269 [laughing] 147 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,073 The man himself. 148 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,608 [grunting] 149 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:55,943 YOUR MOTHER WILL BE BACK. 150 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,044 OH 151 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,815 SO HOW IS PATRICK AND THE BRADEN HOUSE? 152 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,485 They're fine, sir. VERY. 153 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:08,321 Especially my mother, wherever she is. 154 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:12,560 So, did anyone tell you something, PATRICK? 155 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,428 They don't need to. 156 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,265 HAIRY HAIR BRADEN TELLS ME EVERY DAY. 157 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,667 Oh, PATRICK, NOW... 158 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,169 I'm sorry, sir. VERY. 159 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:33,714 You know, I saw her once, your real mother, 160 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,683 Long after the day he left. 161 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:37,985 It was in London. 162 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,089 I WAS WORKING FOR GENIE MCQUILLAN. 163 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,626 I WAS COMING HOME THROUGH PICCADILLY 164 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:49,797 And there, passing by, was all Bergin. 165 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,499 (Benny) ADORABLE THE DAY HE LEFT, I SWEAR TO GOD. 166 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:00,073 (Patrick) Did you talk to her, sir? SENTILY? 167 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,042 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 168 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,945 I cried after her, Patrick, but she didn't hear. 169 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,015 London swallowed it. 170 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,620 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN TOWN. 171 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,622 THE BIGGEST CITY IN THE WORLD... 172 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,257 It swallowed my mother. 173 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,896 And my father, sir. SENTILY? 174 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,397 I didn't know that, son. 175 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,199 THINGS CAN BE COMPLICATED, YOU KNOW. 176 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,570 WHAT DID SHE LOOK LIKE? 177 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,878 MITZI GAYNOR, SON. 178 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:40,614 That's what she looked like, MITZI. 179 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:44,885 MITZI GAYNOR. 180 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,394 [shots on TV] 181 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:48,448 WELL FUCK ME PINK WITH A HAIRY ASS! 182 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:03,230 IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER AND THE SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT, AMEN. 183 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,814 [whispering] You see, once, 184 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,416 There was a young girl named EILY BERGIN 185 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,956 Who looked no different from the well-known movie star MITZI GAYNOR 186 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:32,125 Whoever sang, I'm going to wash this man out of my hair. 187 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:37,397 And she went to London, the greatest city in the world, 188 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,966 That swallowed her. 189 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:43,703 BUT BEFORE VANISHED, 190 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:47,107 I think she worked as a maid for a priest, Dad. 191 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:50,110 But I could be wrong there, couldn't I? 192 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,445 I mean, I could be wrong. After all, I... 193 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:06,026 All I wanted was your address. 194 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:09,029 (Mr. Egan) THERE ARE BETWEEN THE PO AND THE JUST, BOYS 195 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,832 THE WEATHER IS ALWAYS THE SAME. 196 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,934 THE LANDSCAPE NEVER CHANGES 197 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:17,170 AND IN THE COUNTRY LIKE THAT, YOU CAN STOP FROM ANY ROAD FOR A MOMENT 198 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:21,875 AND LOOK AT A FARM SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CORN AND THE CHAMBER, 199 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:25,779 AND IMMEDIATELY A STORY IS BORN. 200 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,415 Now, when you write your essay for me this morning, 201 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,484 ANY FORM YOU USE IS YOUR OWN ACCOUNT. 202 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:35,455 IT COULD BE CALLED "I CATCHED IT WITH THE REACH OF EASTER" 203 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,427 "I was Dracula's girlfriend" 204 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,663 OR EVEN "A DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN OLD CAR". 205 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:49,136 You have one hour, so learn to write. 206 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,625 "GOD BLESS US. 207 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,163 "It's really you..." 208 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,797 Oh, God bless us. It's you, ma'am. 209 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,166 IT'S DONE, DADDY. 210 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,533 (Patrick)...NOTE 211 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:25,572 RANDY FATHER LIAM 212 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,209 WHEN OPENING THE DOOR 213 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,411 TO A YOUNG 214 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,314 WHO HAS A SIMILAR SEED 215 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,917 FOR MITZI GAYNOR. 216 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,019 YOU ARE MRS'S REPLACEMENT. MCGLYNN? 217 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,088 (Eily) I AM INDOED, DAD. 218 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,755 DESTROYED WITH LUMBAGO, SHE IS. 219 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,357 DESTROYED, AND IT'S A FACT. 220 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,894 But she will definitely be back on her feet soon, please be to God. 221 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,728 PLEASE GOD, NOW. 222 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,831 But tell me this, 223 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,467 I STARTED TO DONATE 224 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,370 OR REMIND ME OF SOMEONE SPECIAL? 225 00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:00,974 WHEN YOU FEEL MOVEMENT 226 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,811 Underneath his black twill pants. 227 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,947 Oh, father, please, how could I? 228 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,916 WHEN I GOT OUT OF MY WAY 229 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:12,719 KNOWING THAT ITS DICKY DOODLE, NOT THE POOPSTER THAT HE IS, 230 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,454 GIVES THE CLEAREST ENCOURAGEMENT, 231 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,423 You would be very eager to get to the error. 232 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,259 DOWN, BOY! NAICKH DICKY. 233 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,762 CAMOUFLAGE FOR ME AND LOOK LIKE ANY ORDINARY LENGTH OF OLD CURATE. 234 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:26,967 "AND MOST DEFINITELY NOT 235 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,270 "A VISION SPRAYED WITH PERFUME 236 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:33,806 "NOMINATED MITZI GAYNOR 237 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,978 "WITH BUBBLE WINDING HEAD 238 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:42,615 "WHAT DO ANY MAN PRIVATE. 239 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,517 I HAVE THE STANDARD UNIFORM, DAD. 240 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,754 THE BLUE HOUSE WITH THE ARCH AT THE BACK, 241 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,523 THE TAN SOCKS, THE COLOR OF OLD TEA, 242 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,492 THE OLD HAIR, THAT SAYS TO THEM ALL MICKIES 243 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,827 WITH A DUTY TO BE INSIDE AND USE BLACK SERGE, 244 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,696 "NO MICKIES TODAY. 245 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,298 "DOWN, BOYS. That's it, my sweets, 246 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,067 "Go out with you and say your prayers." 247 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,169 BREAKFAST, DADDY? 248 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,870 BY GOD, AND NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 249 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:09,442 MICKEY IS DEVIOUS 250 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,679 And no matter how much you tell him, 251 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,849 He just doesn't sit still. 252 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,286 MAS DRAB OLD HOUSE 253 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:22,990 AND COLORED TEA SOCKS COULD KEEP YOU DOWN 254 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:26,393 IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT PESKY SPOT. 255 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,596 OH, THIS IS MIGHTY LOUD. 256 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,000 I would do the arrest for someone else. 257 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,534 DO YOU KNOW THAT, EILY? 258 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,237 I'm going to fry some more right now, later, dad. 259 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,241 COME HERE, LITTLE EILY. DID YOU HEAR ONE 260 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,775 ABOUT PEANUTS IN CONFESSION? 261 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,911 NO FATHER. At least I don't think so. 262 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,279 SAYS THE PRIEST TO THE YOUNG PEOPLE, 263 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,481 "Did you throw peanuts in the river, too?" 264 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:52,319 TO WHICH THE YOUNG GIRL SAYS: "NO DADDY, I AM PEANUT". 265 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,387 [laughing] 266 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,527 (Patrick) It's not a very funny joke, 267 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:04,131 But she laughed and laughed. 268 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:08,735 In fact, you could say he laughed until he cried. 269 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,637 OOPS! 270 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,772 MY SKIRT AND HOUSEHOLD ARE COMING UP. 271 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,441 BEST ABORTION OF THIS TASK ONCE 272 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,942 Or we could have an explosive cleric 273 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,045 FILL THE AIR WITH PENDING SEXUAL ENERGY. 274 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,047 OH NO! THE PRIEST GROWS WINGS IN THE LAST MIRACLE. 275 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,981 EILY! 276 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:25,652 "WHEN FOUND BY HER SKIRTS." 277 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,156 Now, dad, is this another joke? 278 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,257 OW! 279 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,858 [sobbing] That hurts, Dad. 280 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,661 FRANK SINATRA WOULDN'T DO THAT, DAD. 281 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,230 NOT VIC DAMONE. 282 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,366 I'm all wet, dad. 283 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,934 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, DADDY? 284 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,871 ARE YOU PLAYING SQUIDGY WITH MY LIQUID FAIRY? 285 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,407 BUT IT WAS SOON TO REALIZE 286 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:51,111 It wasn't lucid liquid he was playing with down there. 287 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,715 THE END. 288 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:57,650 NO, 289 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,354 It was not liquid at all. 290 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,228 "... PRIVATE PEOPLE WILL SPREAD." 291 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,663 "PRIVATE PEOPLE WILL... 292 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,632 HOW DARE YOU? 293 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,802 When I said, "develop your literary skills" 294 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,338 I don't repeat, I don't mean that. 295 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,608 WHY DID YOU WRITE? 296 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,210 I thought there were morals, sir. 297 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,044 A LESSON, IF YOU WANT. 298 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,679 GIRLS IN MORTAL DANGER. 299 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,149 GET OUT OF THIS CLASSROOM, BRADEN! 300 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,318 TO DEAN'S OFFICE! 301 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,353 HELLO, CLASS. MY NAME IS MISS CATINHO 302 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,288 And I would like to tell you about the dangers 303 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,190 From being a priest's maid, 304 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:40,127 Especially when you look like MITZI GAYNOR. 305 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,695 HANDS THAT CAN TELL ME WHO MITZI GAYNOR IS. 306 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,632 So you see, Patrick, we're on your side. 307 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,066 WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU. 308 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,668 I don't think you understand this. 309 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,603 WELL NO, YOU'RE WRONG, DAD. I MAKE. 310 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:54,141 So if you can think of something that would help us help you, well... 311 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,344 WELL, 312 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,813 THERE IS ONE THING, DAD. 313 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,451 INSTEAD OF PE... 314 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,119 YES. 315 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:09,589 ... I WOULD GET THE ECONOMY AND CLASS NEEDLE AT HOME. 316 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:14,561 AND YOU THINK IT WOULD HELP YOU, UH, 317 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,763 OPEN UP AND APPLY? 318 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,435 WHAT IS IT, PATRICK? 319 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,871 Oh, and you can call me kitten, dad. 320 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,140 KITTEN? 321 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:30,710 YES, PATRICK KITTY BRADEN, AFTER SAINT KITTEN. 322 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:38,685 Well now, there was no St. Patrick's kitten. 323 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:41,087 OH, NO, BUT THERE'S A CETTIN, DADDY, 324 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,190 And some already knew how to call him, 325 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,358 Or was it hers? 326 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,559 KITTEN. 327 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,096 ARE THEY KITTY? 328 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,531 MM-HMM. 329 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,066 ELE OU ERA UM ACÓLITO DE SÃO PATRICK. 330 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,237 WEAR A DRESS. COMO SAINT PATRICK, REALMENTE. 331 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,239 A FURRY DRESS. 332 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,073 Bastante arruinou sua complexidade. 333 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,609 [Charlie laughs] 334 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,311 E ELES SÃO PARA SUA IRMÃ, PATRICK? 335 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,978 MM-HMM. 336 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:09,216 Oh, ela realmente precisa de um pouco de glamour em sua vida, Sra. COYLE. 337 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,820 Mas então, não todos nós? 338 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,288 (repórter na TV) O PROBLEMA QUEBRADO 339 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,824 COMO MINISTRO DE ESTADO DA IRLANDA DO NORTE, MR. CHANNON, 340 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,427 Estava visitando DERRY para ver empresários lá 341 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,529 FOR THE SECOND TIME WITHIN A MONTH. 342 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,032 JESUS, MAMMY, I'M EXHAUSTED. 343 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,768 AT LEAST YOU HAVE A JOB 344 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:32,205 Which is more than what YONDER is likely to waste. 345 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,241 NOW, ANOTHER SCHOOL COMPLAINT 346 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,176 AND IT WON'T BE GOOD FOR YOU, BY CHRIST, IT WON'T BE. 347 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,179 MAMMY? 348 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:43,416 DO YOU HAVE THE PRICE OF THE DANCE AND A CUP OF COFFEE? 349 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,918 PRICE OF DANCE AND A CUP OF COFFEE? 350 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,521 PRICE OF DANCE AND A CUP OF COFFEE? 351 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,290 Well, do you think I'm money? 352 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,525 YOU THINK I'M MONEY, EH? 353 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,626 EH, EH. 354 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,228 DO YOU JUST HAND OVER THE MONEY? 355 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,096 YOU JUST SHOW UP THE MONEY 356 00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,632 AND STOP REPLYING, YOU FUCKING WHISKERY WHORE WHORE. 357 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,169 HERE. AND DON'T ASK ME. 358 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,071 Well, thank you very much, Mom. 359 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,574 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 360 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,577 *[You are such a beautiful woman playing] 361 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:15,448 *When God created a woman for me* 362 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:20,687 *HE MUST BE IN A BEAUTIFUL MODE* 363 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:26,759 * SHOW THE WORLD WHAT A WOMAN COULD BE * 364 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,962 *When he created a woman like you* 365 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,598 [girls screaming] 366 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:35,935 *He made the sun go out of his eyes* 367 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:41,474 *AND MADE MOONGLOW ALL OVER HER HAIR* 368 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:45,945 *He put a gentle summer breeze into your sighs* 369 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:50,317 *So you could breathe the summer in the air* 370 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,084 NO. NO NO NO NO NO. 371 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,020 WHY NOT? 372 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,022 I AM NOT OBLIGED TO GIVE YOU REASONS, BUT I WILL GIVE YOU 2 ANYWAY. 373 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,757 HE AND SHE. 374 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,559 DON'T WE HAVE TO DO THIS, PADDY? 375 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,628 OH, PADDY'S NAME. Well, that's reason 3. 376 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,162 HAVE YOU EVER RIDE A MAN, LUKIE? 377 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,631 NO, BUT I ASSEMBLED A MAN WHO DID. 378 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:05,832 [everyone laughing] 379 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,434 (Irwin) FUCK YOU. 380 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,568 AFTERNOON. 381 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,636 HOW ARE YOU? 382 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,905 MIKEY, GO GET THE WHEELS. 383 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,177 (security) I'm warning you, get out of here! 384 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:21,013 * WITH AN ANGEL BY YOUR SIDE 385 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,050 FUCK THEM AND THEIR ROB HARD. 386 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,685 We will go to the valley. 387 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:27,787 [motorcycle engines revving] 388 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,225 EXCUSE ME. CAN WE HAVE AN ELEVATOR? 389 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:36,796 [engine start] 390 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:37,964 CLIMB ON. 391 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,367 TO CHANGE. 392 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,001 [Patrick screams] 393 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:46,305 *YOU KNOW WHAT THEY FORGOT TO DO* 394 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:51,378 *There where they did all these heavenly things* 395 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:56,182 *They made an angel as charming as you* 396 00:21:56,248 --> 00:22:00,487 *BUT THEY FORGOT TO FIT YOU WITH WINGS* 397 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:06,158 DRUIDS, MAN. WE LIKE THE KNIGHTS OF THE FRONTIER. 398 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,795 LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT THE SPACE-SPACE CONTINUUM. 399 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:13,733 NO, LAWRENCE! NO. EXCU - EXCUSE ME, PLEASE. 400 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,468 OPEN YOUR EYES. 401 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,437 WHAT DO YOU SEE, BRO? SAUSAGES. 402 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,972 NO STARS? 403 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,841 STARS AND SAUSAGES. 404 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,576 [bikers laughing] 405 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:26,979 (biker 406 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:29,181 GOT IT BEHIND THE SURFACE. 407 00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,718 YES, SURFACE. 408 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:35,988 I see 4 green fields, BRITS in one of them. 409 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:38,758 Not for long. 410 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,627 Hey, no politics, man. 411 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,929 FRONTIER KNIGHTS DO NOT ALLOW THEM. 412 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:45,798 THEY JAM THE ASTRAL ROAD. 413 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:49,335 So why do you call yourself the Frontier Knights? 414 00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:52,204 BECAUSE THE ONLY BORDER THAT MATTER 415 00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:55,508 IT'S WHAT'S IN FRONT 416 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,911 AND WHAT YOU LEFT BEHIND. 417 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:01,681 WHEN I RIDE MY PIG, DO YOU THINK I'M RIDING THE ROAD? 418 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,783 No way, man. 419 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:07,186 I'm traveling from the past to the future with a druid on my back. 420 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:10,990 DRUID MAN OR DRUID WOMAN? 421 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,391 It doesn't matter. 422 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:17,296 WHAT MATTERS IS THE JOURNEY. 423 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,801 DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING, BABY? 424 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:23,035 WHERE? 425 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:28,007 * WE WILL VISIT THE STARS AND TRIP TO MARS * 426 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,810 * FINDING OUR BREAKFAST 427 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,680 *IN PLUTO* 428 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,015 PLUTO? 429 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:37,584 PLUTO. 430 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,285 [Barks] 431 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:43,490 NO, IT DIDN'T PUT THE DOG. PLUTO THE PLANET. 432 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:44,991 [laughter] 433 00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:49,128 Nominated by PERCIVAL LOWELL AND WILLIAM H. PICKERING, 434 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:53,365 AFTER THE INVISIBLE KING OF THE UNDERWORLD. 435 00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,205 * [Me And My Arrow playing] 436 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,007 * DIRECT THAN NARROW 437 00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,842 You think about it. 438 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,044 [Barks] 439 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,213 [everyone laughing] 440 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,749 * EVERYONE KNOWS 441 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,851 * IT'S ME AND MY ARROW 442 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:13,352 Oh, kiss me, Joseph. 443 00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:15,321 KISS ME, JOSEPH HANRATTY. 444 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:17,356 I'll hit your... 445 00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:19,726 * ME AND MY ARROW 446 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,629 * TAKING THE HIGH ROAD 447 00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:26,666 (Dean) NOW, BOYS AND GIRLS, 448 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:31,337 A RETREAT IS A TIME FOR PRAYER AND REFLECTION. 449 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:34,707 Some of you may have noticed that your bodies are 450 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,577 GOING THROUGH SOME CHANGES 451 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:41,147 And I would like you to feel free to bring us closer 452 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:43,883 ABOUT ANY PROBLEM THAT CONCERNS YOU. 453 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:48,320 SO, I LEFT THIS BOX OF PROBLEMS 454 00:24:48,387 --> 00:24:51,190 HERE BY THE ALTAR TRAIL. 455 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:54,460 NO PROBLEM SHOULD BE PRECLUDED. 456 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:57,830 After all, that's why we're here. 457 00:24:57,897 --> 00:24:59,265 * ME AND MY ARROW 458 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,068 NOW, EVERYONE REMEMBER LAST WEEK, we were talking... 459 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:05,404 * DIRECT THAN NARROW 460 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:10,910 *WHEREVER WE GO* 461 00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:13,713 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BRING MY REFUND AT A DISCOUNT, LISTEN TO ME? 462 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:16,482 HOW DARE YOU. How dare you, you puppy... 463 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:17,650 Lord, you are hurting me. 464 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:24,023 WHAT DID YOU WRITE ON THE PAPER, PATRICK? 465 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,491 NOTHING. 466 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:27,126 NOTHING. 467 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,929 JUST, DOES HE KNOW ANY PLACE THAT HAS GOOD SEX? 468 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,640 [church bells ringing] 469 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:49,115 [door slamming] 470 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:50,883 DISGRACED! 471 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:53,786 FUN IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CITY, LIKE US! OH JESUS! 472 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:55,387 (Caroline) HOW CAN YOU DO IT, PADDY? 473 00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:57,056 MAMMY HAS A BAD HEART! 474 00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,457 And now you've broken it. 475 00:25:58,524 --> 00:25:59,792 (Ma Braden) OH GOD OH GOD! 476 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:02,528 JESUS ​​CHRIST. MY ARM! 477 00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:04,196 She is not my mother. 478 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,865 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 479 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:07,333 I'm sorry, CAZ. 480 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,468 Sorry, Mom, wherever you are. 481 00:26:09,535 --> 00:26:11,771 OH, STOP HIM, PATRICK, PLEASE! 482 00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:14,240 Why don't you stop and let us get on with our lives? 483 00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:17,243 I'm sorry, CAZ. I NEVER WANTED TO HURT YOU. 484 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:18,945 After all, we've both been there-- 485 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:20,346 GET OUT! 486 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,382 Get your hands off me, you create! 487 00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:27,286 OH, FIGGLY REELS. WHAT'S THE POINT? 488 00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:30,422 That's it, I tried my best. I'm off. 489 00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:32,058 * [You're breaking my heart playing] 490 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:35,394 *You're breaking my heart, you're learning to say* 491 00:26:35,461 --> 00:26:37,529 *So fuck you 492 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:44,771 *All I want to do is have a good time* 493 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:46,906 ARE YOU GOING TO SCOTSFIELD, BY ANY CHANCE? 494 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:49,508 We would be better. We're playing there tonight. Enter the back. 495 00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:54,213 *YOU WANT BOOGALOO, RUN TO TRAMPS* 496 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,882 * HAVE A DANCE OR TWO 497 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,650 HELLO. 498 00:26:57,717 --> 00:27:01,387 *You're breaking my heart, you're learning to say* 499 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,022 *BUT FUCK YOU 500 00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:10,196 *You're breaking my heart, you're learning to say* 501 00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:11,898 *OOH OOH* 502 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,667 (Billy) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS PROBLEM IN THE NORTH? 503 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:16,368 Oh, I think it's an absolute horror. 504 00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:17,670 DO YOU THINK SO? 505 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:18,905 (Patrick) Oh, I'll do that. 506 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,807 A TERROR FOR THE LIVING WORLD, SO IT IS. 507 00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:23,509 I don't think you care, 508 00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:25,411 MY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MAN. 509 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,279 NO, I KNOW HOW SERIOUS IT IS. 510 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,417 They think they can break us, don't they? 511 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,185 HANG THE CUSHION FROM THE CEILING. 512 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:35,054 FUCK HIM FROM A HELICOPTER. 513 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:37,790 GIVE HER A DOSE OF WHITE NOISE. 514 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,059 SHOW ELECTRODES IN YOUR ASS. 515 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,260 NOW, REALLY, MR. 516 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:45,197 HATCHETT. THEY CALL ME BILLY HATCHETT. 517 00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:46,999 Nice to meet you, sir. HATCHETT. 518 00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:51,470 YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, DO YOU? 519 00:27:51,537 --> 00:27:53,005 I didn't have the pleasure. 520 00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:55,374 Do you hear that, ladies? 521 00:27:55,441 --> 00:27:58,344 I NEVER LISTENED TO BILLY HATCHETT AND THE MOHAWKS. 522 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:00,780 *WOOMBA, WOOMBA, WOOMBA, WOOMBA* 523 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:02,481 * WOOMBA, WOOMBA, WOOMBA 524 00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:06,919 * BY BANKS OF RIO 525 00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:11,490 * LIVE A SWEET INDIAN MAID 526 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:15,394 *RUNNING BEAR, LITTLE WHITE DOVE* 527 00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:17,196 [everyone ululating] 528 00:28:26,572 --> 00:28:30,076 *HIAWATHA NOT ALSO VERY* 529 00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:34,513 *ABOUT MINNIE HA-HA AND HER OWNER TOUCH* 530 00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:38,184 *Until he led him to the silver stream* 531 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:41,988 *Then she whispered words like she had never heard before* 532 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:45,992 *WHICH MADE HIM ALL MISSED INSIDE WHEN HE SAID* 533 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:49,728 *WIG-WAM BAM, WONT DO MY MAN* 534 00:28:49,796 --> 00:28:53,732 *WAM BAM BAM, I WON'T CATCH YOU IF I CAN* 535 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,336 *WIG-WAM BAM, IT'LL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND* 536 00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:01,207 *TRY A LITTLE TOUCH, TRY A LITTLE TOO MUCH* 537 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:04,143 *JUST TRY A LITTLE BAM WIG-WAM* 538 00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:10,116 *RUNNING BEAR NEVER CARES ABOUT SUCCESS* 539 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:14,120 *ABOUT LITTLE WHITE DOVE AND HER LOVE TEND* 540 00:29:14,186 --> 00:29:17,323 *Until he led him to the silver stream* 541 00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:19,859 *She told everything about him 542 00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:22,094 * WHAT YOU CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT * 543 00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:26,065 *AND HE DID ALL WEAK INSIDE WHEN HE SAID* 544 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:29,735 *WIG-WAM BAM, WONT DO MY MAN* 545 00:29:29,802 --> 00:29:33,739 *WAM BAM BAM, I WON'T CATCH YOU IF I CAN* 546 00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:37,376 *WIG-WAM BAM, IT'LL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND* 547 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:40,880 *TRY A LITTLE TOUCH, TRY A LITTLE TOO MUCH* 548 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:43,850 *JUST TRY A LITTLE BAM WIG-WAM* 549 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:49,721 (Billy) So, have you been anywhere tonight, Dad? 550 00:29:50,756 --> 00:29:53,192 OR SHOULD I CALL YOU PATRICK? 551 00:29:55,227 --> 00:29:57,596 (Patrick) You can call me kitten, honey. 552 00:29:57,663 --> 00:29:58,697 KITTEN? 553 00:29:58,764 --> 00:30:00,166 MMM-HMM. 554 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:02,201 AFTER SAINT CETTIN. 555 00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:05,571 HE OR WAS AN ACOLYTE OF PATRICK, SAINT PATRICK. 556 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,807 So you have to stay somewhere then? 557 00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:13,479 Mom threw me out, I'm scared. 558 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:16,782 Well, I could always, uh, put him in the van. 559 00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:18,350 It's not much, but I could. 560 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:20,752 MR. HATCHETT! 561 00:30:25,858 --> 00:30:27,326 THANKS. 562 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:33,265 You're welcome, kitty. 563 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:34,566 * [Honey by Bobby Goldsboro playing] 564 00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:37,436 * AND, HONEY, MISS YOU 565 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,638 I'M OUT OF THE HOTEL SO KITTY. 566 00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:41,240 [Patrick meowing] 567 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,076 I would stay the night. 568 00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:46,212 I would stay the night, but the boys... 569 00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:48,547 Boys might get the wrong idea. 570 00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:51,217 No, I have to go. I HAVE TO GO. 571 00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:53,152 OH, PLEASE DON'T GO YET. 572 00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:56,622 OH, KITTY. I HAVE TO GO. I REALLY HAVE IT. 573 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,190 * SHE WAS SAD 574 00:30:58,257 --> 00:31:00,126 *AND SO WORRIED THAT I WAS CRAZY* 575 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,494 BILLY! Billy, Billy. 576 00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:08,300 *Although I pretended to be* 577 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,069 IT'S BOBBY GOLDSBORO. 578 00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:12,204 *I guess you could say you saw right through me* 579 00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:14,806 Used to help me sleep. 580 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:19,845 YOUR WIFE DIES. You see, she dies when she's away from home. 581 00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:24,616 Oh, kitten, I have to go now. 582 00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:26,518 BILLY. I REALLY HAVE IT. 583 00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:29,121 AND IT WAS IN SPRING SPRING * 584 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:31,090 IF YOU WERE AWAY WITH THE BAND 585 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:33,225 *When the flowers bloom and ROBINS sing, she walks away* 586 00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:37,496 And you came home and found me lying there, 587 00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:40,899 AS BOBBY'S WIFE... 588 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:43,702 * AND I'M GOOD 589 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:45,837 WHAT ABOUT THAT? 590 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,007 *And I would love to be with you* 591 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:49,875 WHAT? Would you take me to the hospital? 592 00:31:49,942 --> 00:31:52,144 Oh, of course I would. 593 00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:53,479 Of course I do, kitten. 594 00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:57,049 Oh, I wish that could happen. 595 00:31:57,116 --> 00:31:58,617 (Bear running) I've seen it all now. 596 00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:00,987 I say, I'm fucked, I've seen it all now. 597 00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:02,821 WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU THINK IT DISAPPEARED? 598 00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:04,590 WHEN WERE WE IN SAN FRANCISCO? 599 00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:07,493 I'll even bring you flowers. 600 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:10,396 * NOW ALL I HAVE IS MEMORIES 601 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:12,198 ROSES? 602 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,565 ROSES. 603 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:17,369 Oh, Billy. 604 00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:19,972 OH, KITTY. 605 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,373 BILLY. 606 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,475 *WHERE MEL LIVES AND MEL PLAY* 607 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:26,378 *AND LOVE GROW* 608 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:29,381 Well I ask you, Billy Bobby, the nicest man, 609 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,883 WHAT IS AN INDIAN BAND WITHOUT A SQUAW? 610 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,787 "A SQUAW?" 611 00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:37,356 [people talking] 612 00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:44,230 * YOUNG MAN SHARE YOUR FIRE WITH ME * 613 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:51,970 *My heart is cold, my soul is free* 614 00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:58,944 *I am a stranger in your land* 615 00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:03,415 *A LOST MAN, CALL ME SAND* 616 00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:10,889 *OH LORD MY FIRE IS VERY SMALL* 617 00:33:13,792 --> 00:33:17,796 *WILL NOT WARM THE HEART* 618 00:33:17,863 --> 00:33:19,098 [man cheering] 619 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:25,537 *BUT YOU CAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND* 620 00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:29,775 *HUG ME AND I WILL BOND YOU TO THE SAND* 621 00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:37,316 * YOUNG MAN SHARE YOUR FIRE WITH ME * 622 00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:45,291 *My heart is cold, my soul is free* 623 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:47,993 [brakes squealing] 624 00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:52,298 *I am a stranger in your land* 625 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:56,402 *A LOST MAN, CALL ME SAND* 626 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:58,737 NAME PLEASE? 627 00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:01,340 PILLOW KITTEN. WHAT IS YOURS, DEAR? 628 00:34:01,407 --> 00:34:03,509 I could tell you were a right paddy. 629 00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:13,352 WHAT ABOUT GERONIMO? 630 00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:15,887 WHAT WOULD I KNOW? I'm just a mick. 631 00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:17,523 13 OF HIS LOT SHOT IN DERRY. 632 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:19,458 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 633 00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:22,294 Maybe you know about 13 less to deal with. 634 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:25,131 Fuck you, mate. 635 00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:30,902 (Billy) FUCK YOU. 636 00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:41,447 *OH LORD MY FIRE IS BURNING HIGH* 637 00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:48,720 *If I should stop, sir, I would die* 638 00:34:51,957 --> 00:34:56,195 *A STAR TAKING OUT MY EARTH* 639 00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:58,497 * WANDERING MAN 640 00:34:58,564 --> 00:35:00,065 [men screaming] 641 00:35:00,999 --> 00:35:03,202 (Billy) * SAND 642 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:06,405 GET OUT OF THE FUCKING PHASE, YOU STUPID BITCH. 643 00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:08,307 [crowd protesting] 644 00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:16,548 *NOW WARM WITH MEMORY* 645 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:21,153 (Billy) PATRICK, I, I - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS. 646 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:24,223 It's - it's the boys, the boys in the band. 647 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:26,925 They feel that a snake is not working. 648 00:35:26,992 --> 00:35:28,360 [Patrick whimpers] 649 00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:30,262 (Patrick) THERE COULD HAVE A POINT. 650 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:32,898 They say it doesn't feel good. 651 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:35,534 I don't know, they've been with me for so long and... 652 00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:38,870 [sighing] I'm sorry. 653 00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:40,172 BUT I HAVE A SMALL PROPOSAL. 654 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:41,273 [panting] 655 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,708 A RING, MAYBE? 656 00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:44,075 OH, PATRICK, PATRICK... 657 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,411 SHH. 658 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:46,645 SHH. 659 00:35:46,712 --> 00:35:48,780 I told you not to call me that. 660 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:52,518 I'm sorry, kitten. 661 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:55,687 * [Me and Mrs. Jones playing] 662 00:35:55,754 --> 00:36:01,092 BOBBY BILLY, DID YOU BRING ME A LOT? 663 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,262 You know I should. 664 00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:04,596 (Patrick) What would they be? 665 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,097 Oh, for Jesus' sake. 666 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,267 (Patrick) NO. NO, QUALITY STREET. 667 00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:09,835 (Billy) QUALITY STREET? 668 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:16,041 * ME AND MRS. JONES 669 00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:23,215 * WE HAVE ONE THING 670 00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:25,684 * STARTING 671 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:29,555 It was my mother's. 672 00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:31,657 She left me to her will. 673 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:35,461 NOBODY STAYS HERE, AND I - NEED SOMEONE TO LOOK AT AFTER, KITTY. 674 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:36,895 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 675 00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:39,498 DREAM HOME AND AWAY. 676 00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:43,702 I wouldn't exactly call it a house, but you'd tell us what you think. 677 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,840 * WE MEET EVERY DAY 678 00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:51,042 * AT THE SAME COFFEE 679 00:36:51,109 --> 00:36:52,711 OH, TO HAVE A SMALL HOUSE. 680 00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:56,047 TO YOUR OWN HEALTH, TAMBOR AND EVERYONE. 681 00:36:56,114 --> 00:37:00,151 So, kitty, can I come in and visit you now and again? 682 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:04,690 OF COURSE YOU CAN, YOU BIG, BIG, BEAUTIFUL GOLDSBORO. 683 00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:06,858 You don't even need to ask. 684 00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:11,663 *While the JUKEBOX plays our favorite songs* 685 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:16,001 * ME AND MRS. 686 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,203 * MRS. JONES 687 00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:21,707 * MRS. JONES, MRS. JONES, MRS. JONES * 688 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:27,078 * WE HAVE ONE THING 689 00:37:27,145 --> 00:37:30,181 * STARTING 690 00:37:35,354 --> 00:37:38,156 *We know it's wrong* 691 00:37:39,124 --> 00:37:41,893 *BUT IT IS VERY STRONG 692 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,997 *LET GO NOW 693 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:49,267 Well, gracious kindness, ICKY-OAKIE ME. 694 00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:55,574 * We have to be very careful 695 00:37:57,309 --> 00:38:02,247 *THAT WE DIDN'T BUILD OUR HOPES TOO HIGH* 696 00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:07,319 * Because she did it 697 00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:11,390 * YOUR OWN OBLIGATIONS 698 00:38:11,457 --> 00:38:15,126 * AND SO, SO, I 699 00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:16,462 WHAT? 700 00:38:16,528 --> 00:38:17,896 WHAT'S UP WITH DIANA ROSS? 701 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:19,598 LET HIM BE, HE KNOWS NOTHING. 702 00:38:19,665 --> 00:38:20,766 KEEP IT LIKE THIS. 703 00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:22,868 NO PROBLEM. 704 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:26,805 * MRS. JONES, MRS. JONES, MRS. JONES * 705 00:38:26,872 --> 00:38:27,906 [car door slamming] 706 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,207 [car engine starts] 707 00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:32,277 *We have something going on* 708 00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:33,812 * CAPTAIN HEELEY WENT AWAY 709 00:38:33,879 --> 00:38:35,681 *And his wife stood in the way of the family* 710 00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:37,449 * AND THE ONLY WORDS HE SAID TO BE * 711 00:38:37,516 --> 00:38:40,085 * "Blame the British Army" 712 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,887 * TOO MUCH RA TO LO 713 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,689 *I LIED TO MYSELF WHAT TO DO* 714 00:38:43,755 --> 00:38:45,457 *I WORK MY TICKET AT HOME FOR YOU* 715 00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:48,627 *AND FUCK THE BRITISH ARMY* 716 00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:52,564 IF I VOLUNTEER, IRWIN, CAN I HAVE PINK GLASSES, PLEASE? 717 00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:55,266 YOU CAN'T TAKE ANY SERIOUSNESS? 718 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,136 OH, SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY. 719 00:38:58,203 --> 00:39:00,238 YOU CAN HAVE SUCCESS SOON. 720 00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:03,609 SO FUCKING, CHARLIE? 721 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,177 I SELL REPUBLICAN NEWS. SOME FUCKING WORK, BIG DEAL. 722 00:39:06,244 --> 00:39:07,679 WHAT ARE YOU, MY FUCKING WIFE? 723 00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:08,914 You don't lie to me, IRWIN. 724 00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:10,516 I DON'T BELIEVE YOUR STORIES. 725 00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:12,951 I'M INVOLVED IN NOTHING! I SELL YOUR PAPER, 726 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:14,720 FOR ALL THE DIFFERENCE IT MAKES IN THIS KIP. 727 00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:16,488 NOBODY GIVES A FUCK! 728 00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:17,789 Soon enough they will. 729 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,157 If I find out that you're lying to me, 730 00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:20,492 I'll break up with you, I swear! 731 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:22,761 Yeah, well, break up with me, see if I care! 732 00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:24,396 [police siren howling] 733 00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:32,904 (official 734 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,440 THERE IS A VEHICLE ACROSS. 735 00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:36,207 COME BACK. IT IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY. 736 00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:38,076 [horns] 737 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:39,711 [sirens crying] 738 00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:43,782 (official 739 00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:47,252 I want everyone to get away from the red van! 740 00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:49,721 Come on, guys. COME BACK, PLEASE. MOVE! 741 00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:52,691 (guard) BRING HIM WITH CARE NOW. Yes, kindly. 742 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:54,493 PLEASE COME BACK. 743 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,628 VOLTE. 744 00:39:56,695 --> 00:39:57,996 (official 745 00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,631 TIMES, AGORA, TIMES. 746 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:02,668 (official 747 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,002 THERE MAY BE OTHER DEVICES. 748 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:05,336 (official 749 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,438 Stay away from the street. 750 00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:07,839 GET OFF THE STREET NOW. 751 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,374 (Officer #1) DELETE THIS AREA FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY. 752 00:40:09,441 --> 00:40:10,542 VOLTE. 753 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:11,610 [Lawrence screams] 754 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:13,078 IT'S A DALEK. EXTERMINATE. 755 00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:14,312 LAWRENCE! 756 00:40:14,379 --> 00:40:16,181 EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE. 757 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,684 EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE. 758 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:19,885 (Lawrence) EXTERMINATED. 759 00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:37,603 [church bells ringing] 760 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:44,710 [birds chirping] 761 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,050 (Liam) POST ART, AND POST RETURN... 762 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,284 [Mrs. Crying] 763 00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:55,420 UNTIL THE LORD RAISES HIM UP ON THE LAST DAY. 764 00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:59,925 WE PRAY FOR OUR BROTHER LAWRENCE TO OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST 765 00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:03,428 WHO SAID: "I AM THE RESURRECTION AND THE LIFE. 766 00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:06,565 "The man who believes in me will live until he dies." 767 00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:12,003 OUR FATHER, WHO IS IN HEAVEN, ALLOWED TO BE YOUR NAME. 768 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:13,739 Your kingdom comes 769 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,775 YOURS WILL BE DONE ON EARTH, AS IT IS IN HEAVEN. 770 00:41:16,842 --> 00:41:19,010 GIVE US OUR DAILY BREAD TODAY... 771 00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:51,977 SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY. 772 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:54,946 TIME FOR SOME SERIOUS SPRING CLEANING. 773 00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,718 FUCK. 774 00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:03,088 DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 775 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:05,791 DO - DO - DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE GUYS ARE, PADDY? 776 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,793 DON'T LET THIS BETWEEN US, BILLY. 777 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,628 SHUT UP! 778 00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:11,697 [breathing deeply] 779 00:42:11,763 --> 00:42:14,265 Jesus, what the fuck am I going to do? 780 00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:17,302 FUCKING JESUS! 781 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,470 Tell 'em I was spring cleaning, honey. 782 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:20,806 WHERE ARE THEY, PADDY? 783 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:22,874 Tell me, where are they? 784 00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:25,210 NOW WHAT IS THIS, MY DEAR? 785 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:27,913 THE GUNS, YOU LITTLE FUCK, WHERE ARE THEY? 786 00:42:27,979 --> 00:42:31,082 THE GUNS! IT'S EVERYTHING TOO MUCH! Don't fuck with me. 787 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:33,885 Oh, everyone is getting serious. 788 00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:35,787 SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY. 789 00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:37,656 I'm not kidding, PATRICK! 790 00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:38,890 WHERE ARE THEY? 791 00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:40,626 I told you to call me kitten. 792 00:42:49,868 --> 00:42:51,737 YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 793 00:42:51,803 --> 00:42:53,538 You don't know where I went. 794 00:42:53,605 --> 00:42:57,475 AND IF YOU SEE, IF WE FUCKING GO, YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 795 00:42:57,542 --> 00:42:58,610 I DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING. 796 00:42:58,677 --> 00:42:59,978 WHAT DO YOU SAY, DEAR. 797 00:43:00,045 --> 00:43:02,547 You're out of your league, PATRICK. 798 00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:04,349 You don't know what you're dealing with. 799 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:05,651 YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW. 800 00:43:05,717 --> 00:43:09,320 OH, I DO. I know, it's okay. 801 00:43:09,387 --> 00:43:12,290 I know you were just joking about the roses 802 00:43:12,357 --> 00:43:14,425 AND SWEETS, TOO MUCH, PROBABLY. 803 00:43:14,492 --> 00:43:16,327 * [Playing every day] 804 00:43:19,497 --> 00:43:21,432 But it was good when it lasted. 805 00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:27,906 * AND IT WILL NOT SHOW 806 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,410 * AND NOBODY WILL KNOW 807 00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:37,015 * A LITTLE WAVE 808 00:43:37,082 --> 00:43:41,152 *SAY YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF* 809 00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:43,321 (Charlie) ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? 810 00:43:43,388 --> 00:43:45,657 Are you happy now that you got what you wanted? 811 00:43:45,724 --> 00:43:48,026 Now that they exploded here? 812 00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:50,128 YOUR REPUBLICAN FRIENDS ARE GOOD AND HAPPY 813 00:43:50,195 --> 00:43:52,698 Now can they see what they did? 814 00:43:52,764 --> 00:43:55,500 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 815 00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:58,670 It had nothing to do with Republicans. 816 00:43:58,737 --> 00:44:01,539 Why the hell would they blow up in a southern town, huh? 817 00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:06,444 DO YOU HEAR ME, CHARLIE? 818 00:44:06,511 --> 00:44:08,613 And if you want to leave, say so. 819 00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:20,391 [gravel crushing] 820 00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:35,040 [knocking on the door] 821 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:36,307 (Horse) OPEN THE DOOR. 822 00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:37,642 [knocking continues] 823 00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:39,444 I can't leave. COME BACK IN THE MORNING. 824 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,279 (Jackie) OPEN UP, BITCH! THIS IS SERIOUS! 825 00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:42,547 OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! 826 00:44:42,613 --> 00:44:45,216 OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. I AM ARRIVING. 827 00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:06,404 (Jackie) WHERE DID YOU PUT THEM? 828 00:45:06,471 --> 00:45:07,773 (Patrick) I'm afraid I won't understand. 829 00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:10,541 THE GUNS, NANCY BOY. WHERE DID HE PUT THE GUNS? 830 00:45:10,608 --> 00:45:11,943 OH YES THE GUNS. 831 00:45:12,010 --> 00:45:15,446 Oh, Billy buried them outside just - just to be safe. 832 00:45:15,513 --> 00:45:16,614 GO. 833 00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:22,053 THERE ARE NO FUCKING GUNS HERE. 834 00:45:24,122 --> 00:45:25,523 OH! I think they might be... 835 00:45:25,590 --> 00:45:27,225 THE LITTLE COUNT! He's taking his hand away from us. 836 00:45:27,292 --> 00:45:28,526 ...THIS WAY. 837 00:45:28,593 --> 00:45:31,229 I'll go for him! I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I AM IT! 838 00:45:33,832 --> 00:45:35,733 Say goodbye to my friends, will you? 839 00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:38,136 CHARLIE LIVES IN THE HEIGHTS OF THE SUN AND IRWIN IS BEHIND HIS BACK. 840 00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:39,304 IRWIN WHO? 841 00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:40,605 WHY IRWIN KERR, OF COURSE. 842 00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:41,672 THE BIG-TIME VOLUNTEER. 843 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,608 HOW DO YOU KNOW IRWIN KERR? 844 00:45:43,674 --> 00:45:45,143 OH NOTHING. LEAVE IT THERE. 845 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:46,778 Well, let's go. 846 00:45:46,845 --> 00:45:48,546 JUST DO IT. I have nothing left to live for 847 00:45:48,613 --> 00:45:50,248 In this stupid and serious world. 848 00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:51,883 OH, FUCK HIM. 849 00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:53,919 LET IT BE. He's not worth the bullet, the nanny's lying boy. 850 00:45:53,985 --> 00:45:55,420 OH WHAT'S UP WITH NANCY BOYS 851 00:45:55,486 --> 00:45:56,888 THAT YOU CAN'T BE ANYTHING KILLING THEM? 852 00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:57,989 You kill everyone else. 853 00:45:58,056 --> 00:45:59,090 Look, I'm fucking warning you. 854 00:45:59,157 --> 00:46:00,291 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE? 855 00:46:00,358 --> 00:46:01,793 ARE YOU ON DOPE OR WHAT? 856 00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:05,030 I wish I were, sir. MAN KILLING. WHY DO YOU HAVE ANY? 857 00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:07,432 You're out of your league, sun. 858 00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,634 NOT ONCE AGAIN. "OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE." 859 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,837 "OH, YOU'RE IN OVER YOUR HEAD. YOU'RE IN OVER YOUR HEAD." 860 00:46:11,903 --> 00:46:13,371 OH, BY HEAVEN! 861 00:46:13,438 --> 00:46:15,941 Surely you have a bullet to spare among young people. 862 00:46:16,007 --> 00:46:17,742 AH, BOLLOCKS! 863 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:26,717 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 864 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:29,020 YOU HIT US, WE WILL HIT YOU. IT'S SIMPLE. 865 00:46:29,087 --> 00:46:30,688 (Jackie) Right. 866 00:46:30,755 --> 00:46:33,091 (Horse) The bomb was manufactured here and driven across the border. 867 00:46:33,158 --> 00:46:35,827 (Jackie) BOBBY ANDERSON. LIKES KILLING CATHOLICS. 868 00:46:35,894 --> 00:46:38,096 It will be the last bomb he makes. 869 00:46:38,163 --> 00:46:40,431 TURN OFF THE LIGHTS. KEEP IT RUNNING. 870 00:47:05,756 --> 00:47:07,558 [glass breaking] 871 00:47:07,625 --> 00:47:09,294 [shots] 872 00:47:09,794 --> 00:47:11,162 OH LORD. 873 00:47:17,602 --> 00:47:19,104 [woman screaming] 874 00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:30,781 Get us out of here, okay? 875 00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:32,650 What's the smell? 876 00:47:32,717 --> 00:47:35,653 He named himself. Don't you teach how to train? 877 00:47:37,155 --> 00:47:38,489 WHAT DO YOU THINK, KERR? 878 00:47:38,556 --> 00:47:40,258 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 879 00:47:45,763 --> 00:47:47,565 (Charlie) tell me you're not serious. 880 00:47:47,632 --> 00:47:48,934 You see there's that word again. 881 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,268 IT'S EVERYWHERE. 882 00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:52,770 BUT YOU DON'T KNOW A SOUL IN LONDON, DAD. 883 00:47:52,837 --> 00:47:55,173 I just need one soul, Charlie. 884 00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:01,412 (Charlie) Do you really think you'll find her? 885 00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:03,581 HOW MANY BERGINES CAN THERE BE? 886 00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:05,951 (Irwin) Maybe she changed her name. 887 00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:08,386 (Patrick) She hasn't changed her eyes, IRWIN. 888 00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:13,091 How will you survive? 889 00:48:16,861 --> 00:48:18,596 SAINT ANTONIO WILL GUIDE ME. 890 00:48:19,998 --> 00:48:21,299 *[Moonbeam music playing] 891 00:48:21,366 --> 00:48:27,038 *HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED A MOONBEAM* 892 00:48:27,105 --> 00:48:31,776 * HOW IT SLIDES THROUGH YOUR WINDOWPANE * 893 00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:37,848 *OR WITH A LITTLE RAIN* 894 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:41,319 * OR DANCED ABOUT TIME * 895 00:48:41,386 --> 00:48:44,855 *OR SITTING ALONG A MOVING TRAIN* 896 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:48,293 *AND I WONDERED WHERE THE TRAIN WENT* 897 00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:52,697 * OR ON FENCE WITH BITS * 898 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:55,533 * AROUND YOUR BACKGROUND 899 00:48:55,600 --> 00:49:00,138 *BLOWN THERE BY A WINDBEAM 900 00:49:02,173 --> 00:49:06,911 * WHO SEEKS THE MOONBEAM * 901 00:49:06,978 --> 00:49:12,117 * WHO WAS SEEN ACROSS THE TRAILS * 902 00:49:12,183 --> 00:49:15,820 * FROM WINDBEAM CARELESS 903 00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:18,656 * OR GO TO THE TRAILS 904 00:49:18,723 --> 00:49:22,893 *FULL FREIGHT TRAIN* 905 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,630 The thing is, you come to the city that never sleeps 906 00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:28,033 And you think it's open all the time, but you sleep. 907 00:49:28,099 --> 00:49:29,600 EXCUSE ME? 908 00:49:30,368 --> 00:49:31,636 OF COURSE. 909 00:49:31,702 --> 00:49:33,304 UH, I'M LOOKING FOR MY MOM, PLEASE. 910 00:49:33,371 --> 00:49:35,373 EILY BERGIN. UH, GHOST LADY. 911 00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:40,978 I ONLY HAVE 2 BERGINS FOR 1956. 912 00:49:41,046 --> 00:49:44,649 BERGINA, ELLEN AND BERGINA WITH A SIMPLE INITIAL E. 913 00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:47,785 Well, it's her. I mean, it has to be one of them. 914 00:49:47,852 --> 00:49:51,622 ONE IS FROM ALDGATE AND THE OTHER IS FROM EAST LONDON. 915 00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:56,561 WILL YOU COME HOME AFTER YOU FIND HER? 916 00:49:56,627 --> 00:49:57,895 OH YES, OF COURSE. 917 00:49:57,962 --> 00:49:59,430 Maybe she'll come with me. 918 00:50:01,899 --> 00:50:04,035 And, son, do you promise me something? 919 00:50:04,102 --> 00:50:05,170 YES. 920 00:50:06,404 --> 00:50:08,173 HE TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF. 921 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:09,907 Oh, I will, Mrs. HENDERSON. 922 00:50:09,974 --> 00:50:11,076 THANKS. 923 00:50:13,811 --> 00:50:16,147 *[Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep playing] 924 00:50:16,214 --> 00:50:18,249 * WHERE WAS YOUR MOM? * 925 00:50:18,316 --> 00:50:20,151 * WHERE WAS YOUR MOM? * 926 00:50:20,218 --> 00:50:22,220 * LITTLE BABY GONE 927 00:50:22,287 --> 00:50:23,888 * LITTLE BABY GONE 928 00:50:23,954 --> 00:50:26,057 * WHERE WAS YOUR MOM? * 929 00:50:26,124 --> 00:50:27,758 * WHERE WAS YOUR MOM? * 930 00:50:27,825 --> 00:50:31,396 * SO SO FAR 931 00:50:31,462 --> 00:50:33,798 *WHERE'S YOUR POPPA* 932 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:35,266 *WHERE'S YOUR POPPA* 933 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:37,568 * LITTLE BABY GONE 934 00:50:37,635 --> 00:50:38,836 * LITTLE BABY GONE 935 00:50:38,903 --> 00:50:40,405 *WHERE'S YOUR POPPA* 936 00:50:40,471 --> 00:50:42,973 NO, MATE, THEY PUT THOSE HOUSES UP YEARS AGO. 937 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,910 * SO SO FAR 938 00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:50,715 * SO SO FAR 939 00:50:52,317 --> 00:50:56,053 *Last night I heard my mom singing this song* 940 00:50:56,121 --> 00:50:59,390 *OOH WEE CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP* 941 00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:03,294 *I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY MOM WAS GONE* 942 00:51:03,361 --> 00:51:06,697 *OOH WEE CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP* 943 00:51:06,764 --> 00:51:10,435 *CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP CHIRP* 944 00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:12,770 *WHERE WAS YOUR MOM* 945 00:51:12,837 --> 00:51:14,439 *WHERE WAS YOUR MOM* 946 00:51:14,505 --> 00:51:16,574 * LITTLE BABY GONE 947 00:51:16,641 --> 00:51:18,109 * LITTLE BABY GONE 948 00:51:18,176 --> 00:51:20,211 *WHERE WAS YOUR MOM* 949 00:51:20,278 --> 00:51:21,779 *WHERE WAS YOUR MOM* 950 00:51:21,846 --> 00:51:25,516 * SO SO FAR 951 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,818 *WHERE'S YOUR POPPA* 952 00:51:27,885 --> 00:51:29,320 *WHERE'S YOUR POPPA* 953 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:31,456 * LITTLE BABY GONE 954 00:51:31,522 --> 00:51:33,358 *LITTLE BABY GONE* 955 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:35,626 I AM... 956 00:52:37,888 --> 00:52:39,390 [buzzing] 957 00:52:43,127 --> 00:52:44,495 (John Joe) THE MAN. 958 00:52:46,063 --> 00:52:47,465 ABOUT THE TIME, TOO. 959 00:52:50,235 --> 00:52:51,769 [grunting] 960 00:52:51,836 --> 00:52:53,771 ARE YOU HERE FOR WORK, KID? 961 00:52:57,242 --> 00:52:58,576 WHAT WORK? 962 00:52:58,643 --> 00:53:00,177 THIS IS SHOWBIZ, KID. You have to be on the ball. 963 00:53:00,245 --> 00:53:02,647 YOU TRY THIS WITH STEPHENSON, NOW, YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CHANCE. 964 00:53:02,713 --> 00:53:03,914 WHO IS STEPHENSON? 965 00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:05,316 He thinks he's under load. 966 00:53:05,383 --> 00:53:07,385 RAF, MY BOLLOCKS! I'll give you RAF 967 00:53:07,452 --> 00:53:08,886 You're Irish, you are. 968 00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:11,222 TYREELIN, CAVAN COUNTY. 969 00:53:11,289 --> 00:53:13,458 Well then, County Cavan, 970 00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:15,726 GIVE US A SONG AND YOU'RE HOME AND DRY. 971 00:53:17,962 --> 00:53:20,598 *UNDERGROUND, OUTSIDE, FREE OF WOMEN* 972 00:53:20,665 --> 00:53:22,933 (both) *THE WOMEN OF WIMBLEDON COMMON WE ARE* 973 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,134 Good man, you have. 974 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:26,904 NOW THE DANCE, OK? OK? 975 00:53:26,971 --> 00:53:28,973 I'll go in. 976 00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:30,841 (John Joe) RIGHT. HOP, 1. HOP, 2. 977 00:53:30,908 --> 00:53:33,043 HOP, 1, 2, 3. 978 00:53:33,110 --> 00:53:34,412 TOOSH, TOOSH, TOOSH. 979 00:53:34,479 --> 00:53:36,947 Knock, Knock, Knock. OK? Go ahead. 980 00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:40,718 HOP, HOP 1, HOP 2, HOP 1, 2, 3. 981 00:53:40,785 --> 00:53:41,986 TOOSH, TOOSH, TOOSH. 982 00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:43,588 Knock, Knock, Knock. RIGHT, READY? 983 00:53:43,654 --> 00:53:45,923 RIGHT, HOP 1, HOP 2. 984 00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:47,024 For God's sake, you're going to wait, right? 985 00:53:47,091 --> 00:53:48,626 1, 2, 3. 986 00:53:48,693 --> 00:53:52,062 (both) HOP 1, HOP 2. HOP, 1, 2, 3. 987 00:53:52,129 --> 00:53:53,431 (both) TOOSH, TOOSH, TOOSH. 988 00:53:53,498 --> 00:53:55,466 Knock, Knock. Knock it out, Knock it out. 989 00:53:56,634 --> 00:53:57,868 SELL IT TO ME. 990 00:53:57,935 --> 00:53:59,437 * [Wombling music playing] 991 00:53:59,504 --> 00:54:02,740 *UPPER, UNDERGROUND, NO WOMEN* 992 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:05,476 *THE WOMEN OF WIMBLEDON COMMON WE ARE* 993 00:54:05,543 --> 00:54:07,878 GIVE HER THE DRILL, BULGARIA. 994 00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:09,213 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. 995 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,948 You take the croquette. CAPISSION? 996 00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:12,383 I UNDERSTAND. I have to run. 997 00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:14,319 EVERY MORNING, 9:00, IT'S THERE. 998 00:54:14,385 --> 00:54:17,488 * THINGS THAT LATER DAYS LEAVE BEHIND * 999 00:54:17,555 --> 00:54:20,358 * UNCLE BULGARIA 1000 00:54:20,425 --> 00:54:22,427 *HE CAN REMEMBER THE DAYS 1001 00:54:22,493 --> 00:54:26,431 *When he wasn't behind the times* 1002 00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:28,666 * WITH YOUR WORLD MAP * 1003 00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:30,401 (Stephenson) BULGARIA? 1004 00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:32,403 I told you before, they are your responsibility. 1005 00:54:32,470 --> 00:54:33,871 YOU ARE CABINING HERE. 1006 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:36,273 Well that's it....FUCK! FUCK! 1007 00:54:36,341 --> 00:54:38,008 I WILL GIVE YOU RAF 1008 00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:40,210 I didn't break any damn suitcases! I didn't break any damn suitcases! 1009 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,512 (Stephenson) KEEP AWAY FROM ME. 1010 00:54:41,579 --> 00:54:42,613 [both arguing] 1011 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,114 (Stephenson) PUT IT ON! 1012 00:54:44,181 --> 00:54:46,617 (John Joe) I'll break this behind your back, you idiots! 1013 00:54:46,684 --> 00:54:48,586 I'm going to smash... 1014 00:54:48,653 --> 00:54:50,254 [boys laughing] 1015 00:54:53,190 --> 00:54:54,825 "YOU BROKEN THE MALLET", HE SAYS. 1016 00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:58,329 "I HAVE TO COLLECT YOUR PAYMENT." I didn't break any damn suitcases. 1017 00:54:58,396 --> 00:54:59,864 You fucked me one last time. 1018 00:54:59,930 --> 00:55:01,899 RAF, MY BOLLOCKS! This is the end of the line! 1019 00:55:01,966 --> 00:55:03,701 Enough of this, John Joe. 1020 00:55:04,902 --> 00:55:06,236 Get lost, MOTHERFUCKER. 1021 00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:07,905 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH HERE! 1022 00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:10,074 Back to the can, do you want to know what they used to say? 1023 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:12,777 "Stay away, man. He's outside where the buses don't run!" 1024 00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:14,612 YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE HERE, FRIEND. 1025 00:55:14,679 --> 00:55:17,214 OH, NOT AGAIN. 1026 00:55:17,281 --> 00:55:18,649 YOU HAVE TO SHOW WHERE YOU ARE. 1027 00:55:18,716 --> 00:55:20,985 They fuck with you, you fuck with them. 1028 00:55:21,051 --> 00:55:23,654 YOU FUCK THEM SO BAD YOU MAKE THEM WISH THEY NEVER WAS BORN. 1029 00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:24,889 DO YOU WANT ANOTHER SHOT? 1030 00:55:24,955 --> 00:55:26,424 I would love a BABYCHAM. 1031 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,727 You got it, KEMO KNOWS. 1032 00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:32,630 TOMMY, A BABYCHAM, A CAN. 1033 00:55:33,263 --> 00:55:34,365 PLEASE. 1034 00:55:34,432 --> 00:55:36,401 2 WEEKS OF WEEK, IN THE PAW. 1035 00:55:36,467 --> 00:55:39,203 YOU FUCKED WITH JOHN JOE KENNY, THIS IS ONE TIME YOU FUCKED TOO MUCH. 1036 00:55:39,269 --> 00:55:40,671 DO YOU UNDERSTAND COMPADRE? 1037 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:42,373 HE IS FROM CAVAN. 1038 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,909 SO WHERE IS CAVAN? 1039 00:55:44,975 --> 00:55:46,577 NEXT TO THE MONAGHAN. 1040 00:55:48,145 --> 00:55:49,279 I'm going for a woman. 1041 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,215 If you want to come, give a shout, okay? 1042 00:55:51,281 --> 00:55:53,117 REALLY, UNCLE BULGARIA. 1043 00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:55,686 (John Joe and Patrick) *UNDERGROUND, UPPER, FREE OF WOMEN* 1044 00:55:55,753 --> 00:55:59,023 *THE WOMEN OF WIMBLEDON COMMON WE ARE* 1045 00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:01,992 *UNDERGROUND, OUTSIDE, FREE OF WOMEN* 1046 00:56:02,059 --> 00:56:04,529 I was a woman once. DID YOU KNOW THIS? 1047 00:56:07,598 --> 00:56:10,635 Hey, you can't sleep here, baby. 1048 00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:12,670 DO YOU HAVE A HOME TO GO TO? 1049 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:17,141 YOU CAN GET A CABIN OUTSIDE. 1050 00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:22,046 Ah, I believe I have a small, Elfin living in Wimbledon common. 1051 00:56:30,421 --> 00:56:31,889 [men talking] 1052 00:56:33,157 --> 00:56:34,925 HI! 1053 00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:37,127 YOU DO BUSINESS, DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, LOVE. 1054 00:56:37,194 --> 00:56:38,963 THIS FLOOR HAS MY NAME. 1055 00:56:39,029 --> 00:56:42,032 What, pray, is your name? "CONCRETE"? 1056 00:56:42,099 --> 00:56:45,102 MY NAME IS "PULL YOUR EYES OUT", "BITE THE NOSE OF YOUR MOUTH" 1057 00:56:45,169 --> 00:56:48,072 WHAT DO I DO IF I DON'T GIVE UP MY PATCH. 1058 00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:51,275 EVERYTHING RIGHT, LOVER? 1059 00:56:51,341 --> 00:56:52,943 SHE CAUSING A PROBLEM, SON? 1060 00:56:53,010 --> 00:56:55,646 OH, NO PROBLEMS. We were exchanging names. 1061 00:56:57,748 --> 00:57:00,417 (prostitute) GO, YOU FUCKING NANCY! 1062 00:57:00,485 --> 00:57:02,853 DON'T FUCKING COME BACK! 1063 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,922 (Patrick) AND HIS NAME IS "SCRIPT YOUR EYES OUT 1064 00:57:04,989 --> 00:57:06,957 AND BITE THE NOSE OF BLEEDING." 1065 00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:09,727 AND MY NAME IS PATRICIA KITTEN BRADEN. 1066 00:57:09,794 --> 00:57:12,663 Nice to meet you, PATRICIA KITTEN BRADEN. 1067 00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:16,033 JUST WHAT WERE YOU GOING BACK THERE? 1068 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:18,102 I was looking for the ghost lady. 1069 00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:20,170 YOU FOUND THE RIGHT STREET, THEN. 1070 00:57:20,237 --> 00:57:23,273 WHY, WHAT IS IT CALLED? PANTOM LADY STREET? 1071 00:57:23,340 --> 00:57:24,775 You could call it that. 1072 00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:27,077 And who is this ghost lady? 1073 00:57:27,144 --> 00:57:30,180 Well, it's my mother, really. Eu ligo para ela assim. 1074 00:57:30,247 --> 00:57:34,284 To pretend it's a story that's happening to someone, you see. 1075 00:57:34,351 --> 00:57:36,186 And why do you fake it? 1076 00:57:36,253 --> 00:57:39,323 Because otherwise, I might cry and never stop. 1077 00:57:39,389 --> 00:57:42,059 If you cried, I would make you stop. 1078 00:57:42,126 --> 00:57:43,761 Oh, would you? 1079 00:57:43,828 --> 00:57:46,597 OH, LIKE LIKE, LIKE SIR. 1080 00:57:46,664 --> 00:57:48,966 YES, IT WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE YOU STOP. 1081 00:57:54,004 --> 00:57:56,406 (Mr. Silky String) AND JUST WHAT DO YOU DO THEN? 1082 00:57:56,473 --> 00:58:00,845 (Patrick) Oh, this and that. SHOWBIZ, KIND OF. SINGING. 1083 00:58:00,911 --> 00:58:02,913 WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO SING? 1084 00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:04,549 I sing about true love. 1085 00:58:05,249 --> 00:58:07,184 THAT IS GOOD. 1086 00:58:07,251 --> 00:58:08,886 Have you encountered this? 1087 00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:12,957 I thought I had it once. 1088 00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:17,962 Here's one about true love. 1089 00:58:18,028 --> 00:58:19,463 * [Sentiments of Morris Albert playing on the radio] 1090 00:58:19,530 --> 00:58:21,131 * FEELINGS 1091 00:58:22,299 --> 00:58:24,268 NEVER LISTEN TO THIS? 1092 00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:26,036 * NOTHING MORE THAN FEELINGS 1093 00:58:26,103 --> 00:58:27,872 NICE, ISN'T IT? 1094 00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:30,207 I just love love songs. 1095 00:58:30,274 --> 00:58:33,410 * TRYING TO FORGET MY 1096 00:58:34,579 --> 00:58:36,213 TAKE IT OFF. 1097 00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,948 * FEELINGS OF LOVE 1098 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:39,183 YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 1099 00:58:39,249 --> 00:58:41,018 Take that away, you have a good girl. 1100 00:58:43,688 --> 00:58:45,389 AS YOU WANT, SIR. 1101 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:52,462 * ROLLING IN MY FACE 1102 00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:53,964 NOW, IS IT NOT MORE COMFORTABLE? 1103 00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:55,032 YES SIR. 1104 00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:57,434 *TRYING TO FORGET MY 1105 00:58:57,501 --> 00:59:00,537 OF COURSE, MY FRIEND LOVE AND LOVE. 1106 00:59:00,605 --> 00:59:02,006 * FEELINGS OF LOVE 1107 00:59:02,072 --> 00:59:04,909 HERE, FEEL THIS. 1108 00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:06,977 HMM. 1109 00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:09,647 * FEELINGS 1110 00:59:09,714 --> 00:59:12,082 GOOD OLD FASHION SILK. HMM. 1111 00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:13,350 HERE YOU ARE. 1112 00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:15,419 THANKS. 1113 00:59:17,487 --> 00:59:21,659 *I wish I never met you, girl* 1114 00:59:23,493 --> 00:59:26,296 * You will never be beautiful again. 1115 00:59:28,365 --> 00:59:29,466 DO YOU LIKE THIS? 1116 00:59:29,533 --> 00:59:30,635 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1117 00:59:30,701 --> 00:59:32,036 * FEELINGS 1118 00:59:32,102 --> 00:59:33,337 DO YOU LIKE THIS? 1119 00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:34,471 [horn] 1120 00:59:34,538 --> 00:59:35,906 [grunts] 1121 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:38,575 * FEELINGS 1122 00:59:38,643 --> 00:59:40,077 [panting] 1123 00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:44,949 * FEELINGS 1124 00:59:45,015 --> 00:59:48,653 (Patrick) BUT TRUE LOVE SAVED KITTEN FROM THE HANDS OF THE BEAST 1125 00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:51,088 IN WHAT WORST OF ALL FAIRY TALES? 1126 00:59:51,155 --> 00:59:53,958 [screaming] NO, WHAT SAVED KITTEN 1127 00:59:54,024 --> 00:59:56,794 It was your precious perfume spray 1128 00:59:56,861 --> 01:00:00,731 PURCHASED FOR 2.99 AT ROCHES STORES ON HENRY STREET 1129 01:00:00,798 --> 01:00:05,335 BEFORE LEAVING HIS BELOVED EMERALD ISLAND. 1130 01:00:05,402 --> 01:00:08,806 *And feelings like I never had you* 1131 01:00:11,008 --> 01:00:14,078 *IN MY HEART* 1132 01:00:14,144 --> 01:00:15,345 Hello. 1133 01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:18,983 I'm sorry for interrupting, 1134 01:00:19,049 --> 01:00:22,086 But are you okay, miss? 1135 01:00:24,822 --> 01:00:27,257 YES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1136 01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:31,561 AFTER TIRED AFTER MY HARD DAY'S WORK. 1137 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:34,298 YOU'VE BEEN SITTING THERE FOR 4 HOURS NOW. 1138 01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:39,236 Yes, busy at my desk. 1139 01:00:40,671 --> 01:00:42,406 BUSY AT YOUR DESK? 1140 01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:44,474 MMM-HMM. 1141 01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:47,077 WRITING MY LITTLE BOOK. 1142 01:00:49,013 --> 01:00:50,447 YOUR LITTLE BOOK? 1143 01:00:53,017 --> 01:00:54,451 WHAT KIND OF BOOK? 1144 01:00:58,188 --> 01:00:59,489 Well, it's a... 1145 01:00:59,556 --> 01:01:02,659 It's a mystery thriller, sir. 1146 01:01:02,727 --> 01:01:04,862 ABOUT A WOMAN WHO DISAPPEARS. 1147 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:09,399 CAN I ASK WHAT IT IS CALLED? 1148 01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:12,737 YES. 1149 01:01:13,403 --> 01:01:14,671 IT'S CALLED 1150 01:01:16,506 --> 01:01:17,975 FOOTPRINTS IN THE CREAM. 1151 01:01:19,744 --> 01:01:20,745 HMM. 1152 01:01:22,212 --> 01:01:25,182 No, I'm just kidding. IT STILL HAS NO NAME 1153 01:01:25,249 --> 01:01:27,084 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, 1154 01:01:27,151 --> 01:01:28,853 IF THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED. 1155 01:01:29,887 --> 01:01:31,688 BUT DO YOU HAVE A NAME? 1156 01:01:31,756 --> 01:01:32,757 UH-HUH. 1157 01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:34,959 GHOST LADY. 1158 01:01:36,293 --> 01:01:37,728 "GHOST LADY." 1159 01:01:40,497 --> 01:01:42,933 NO, EILY BERGIN FROM HER REAL NAME. 1160 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,401 And she was my mother. 1161 01:01:44,468 --> 01:01:46,103 YOUR MOTHER? YES. 1162 01:01:46,170 --> 01:01:48,305 And then she went to the city of all cities 1163 01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:50,941 Who never sleeps from dusk until dawn. 1164 01:01:51,008 --> 01:01:53,210 So, do you think she's here in London? 1165 01:01:53,277 --> 01:01:55,079 NO, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE IN LONDON. 1166 01:01:55,145 --> 01:01:56,847 FANTASTIC! 1167 01:01:56,914 --> 01:01:58,148 [laughs] 1168 01:01:58,215 --> 01:02:01,418 THE FANTASTIC TALE OF EILY BERGIN. 1169 01:02:01,485 --> 01:02:03,888 I can't wait to hear the ending. 1170 01:02:03,954 --> 01:02:05,689 But you didn't even hear the beginning. 1171 01:02:05,756 --> 01:02:07,424 I can't wait to hear this. 1172 01:02:10,027 --> 01:02:11,896 So, you're a writer, too, then, sir? 1173 01:02:11,962 --> 01:02:13,630 OH GOOD LORD NO. 1174 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:18,668 BUT SOMETHING SIMILAR, MAYBE. 1175 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:22,539 ANYTHING SIMILAR? I wonder what it could be. 1176 01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:27,945 [Patrick exclaims] 1177 01:02:29,013 --> 01:02:31,615 YOU ARE A MAGICIAN! 1178 01:02:31,681 --> 01:02:34,251 BERTIE VAUGHAN AT YOUR SERVICE. 1179 01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:39,790 Now, the first thing that must be said, Bernie dearest, 1180 01:02:39,857 --> 01:02:44,228 IT'S THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY DON'T USE THE SIMILARITY TO MARLON "MARGARINE" BRANDO. 1181 01:02:45,062 --> 01:02:46,964 We all have our days off. 1182 01:02:48,332 --> 01:02:51,368 So, tell me more about the ghost lady. 1183 01:02:51,435 --> 01:02:54,071 WHY? WHAT IS IN FOR ME? 1184 01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:56,140 I'll take you to see my show. 1185 01:02:56,206 --> 01:02:58,976 OH, IT'S A BUSINESS, MAGIC. 1186 01:02:59,043 --> 01:03:03,881 SO WHERE WERE WE? YES, THE GHOST LADY. 1187 01:03:03,948 --> 01:03:06,450 EILY BERGIN ARRIVED IN DUBLIN 1188 01:03:06,516 --> 01:03:08,886 And JUST realized his boat wasn't sailing 1189 01:03:08,953 --> 01:03:10,554 FOR ANOTHER 4 HOURS. 1190 01:03:21,598 --> 01:03:23,767 LO AND BEHOLD, NOT A RISK. 1191 01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:25,269 (Bertie) Thank you, my dears. 1192 01:03:27,337 --> 01:03:28,572 PICK UP A LETTER. 1193 01:03:29,339 --> 01:03:30,941 ANYONE? 1194 01:03:31,008 --> 01:03:33,077 COME TOGETHER, MADAM, CHOOSE A CARD. 1195 01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:34,544 ANY CARD. 1196 01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:40,684 OH MY GOD! 1197 01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:42,887 Oh yes, Blimey. 1198 01:03:42,953 --> 01:03:44,521 "OH MY GOD" IS RIGHT. 1199 01:03:44,588 --> 01:03:48,525 I BELIEVE YOU CHOSE THE 101 OF HEARTS. 1200 01:03:48,592 --> 01:03:50,627 Thank you, my dear, I will take care of it. 1201 01:03:50,694 --> 01:03:52,429 [people applauding] 1202 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:54,098 * [The windmills of your mind ringing] 1203 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:56,066 TIME, COURSE. 1204 01:03:56,133 --> 01:03:57,935 THE TIME. OH 1205 01:03:58,002 --> 01:04:00,971 Looks like it's over, you lovely ones. 1206 01:04:02,272 --> 01:04:06,443 Come on, help me, please, my loves. 1207 01:04:06,510 --> 01:04:11,115 Anyone out there willing to find the big clock? 1208 01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:12,883 *LIKE A CAROUSEL THAT IS TURNING* 1209 01:04:12,950 --> 01:04:15,619 * RINGS CHAIN TO THE MOON * 1210 01:04:17,087 --> 01:04:19,723 Hello, young lady. HELLO. 1211 01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:23,093 AND WHAT IS THE STORY BEHIND THE BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES? 1212 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:26,696 * AND THE WORLD IS LIKE AN APPLE TURNS SILENTLY IN SPACE * 1213 01:04:26,763 --> 01:04:29,199 What's your name, young lady? 1214 01:04:29,266 --> 01:04:31,835 PATRICIA KITTEN BRADEN. 1215 01:04:31,902 --> 01:04:33,971 And where are you from, my dears? 1216 01:04:34,038 --> 01:04:35,305 IRELAND. 1217 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:38,608 KEEP AN EYE ON THE CLOCK, YOUNG PATRICIA. 1218 01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:42,112 The whole world is there. 1219 01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:45,815 TICK-TOCK. 1220 01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:47,817 *LIKE A TUNNEL YOU FOLLOW* 1221 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:50,120 SWING-SWONG. 1222 01:04:50,187 --> 01:04:51,755 * FOR AN OWN TUNNEL 1223 01:04:51,821 --> 01:04:53,590 And, I dare say 1224 01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:55,659 DING-DONG. 1225 01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:57,394 * DOWN TO A CAVE 1226 01:04:57,461 --> 01:05:00,864 AND LET THE GREAT CLOCK GUIDE YOU. 1227 01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:05,936 *LIKE A DOOR THAT KEEP REVOLVING* 1228 01:05:06,003 --> 01:05:09,839 * IN A FORGOTTEN DREAM 1229 01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:13,743 *OR THE WAVES OF A STONE* 1230 01:05:13,810 --> 01:05:17,114 AND WHAT BRINGS YOU TO OUR GREAT METROPOLIS? 1231 01:05:17,181 --> 01:05:19,549 I'M LOOKING FOR MY MOM. 1232 01:05:19,616 --> 01:05:22,586 OH AND WHERE DID MOMMY GO? 1233 01:05:23,553 --> 01:05:25,089 The city swallowed it. 1234 01:05:25,155 --> 01:05:27,857 Oh, how cool. 1235 01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:29,859 Well, he'll do that to people. 1236 01:05:31,828 --> 01:05:35,265 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, PATRICIA? 1237 01:05:35,332 --> 01:05:38,202 I think I see your mother. WHERE? 1238 01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:41,471 WHY, HERE BY THAT TABLE BY THE JUKEBOX. 1239 01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:43,607 MAMMY! 1240 01:05:43,673 --> 01:05:45,242 [people laughing] 1241 01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:49,779 ON A SECOND THOUGHT, PATRICIA, 1242 01:05:49,846 --> 01:05:52,882 SHE IS NOT YOUR MOTHER, SHE IS YOUR GREAT FATHER. 1243 01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:55,252 That's your mother there. 1244 01:05:55,685 --> 01:05:57,021 MAMMY? 1245 01:05:58,555 --> 01:06:00,024 MAMMY! 1246 01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:02,159 Mommy. 1247 01:06:02,226 --> 01:06:03,893 [people laughing] 1248 01:06:05,129 --> 01:06:07,331 IN REALITY, 1249 01:06:07,397 --> 01:06:10,934 PATRICIA, THIS IS YOUR 2ND COUSIN RONNIE, JUST OUT OF THE MUB 1250 01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:13,870 IN FACT, 1251 01:06:15,105 --> 01:06:17,307 YOUR MOM IS HERE. 1252 01:06:19,043 --> 01:06:20,844 HERE ON INTERNSHIP. 1253 01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:23,480 Come to mommy. 1254 01:06:24,548 --> 01:06:26,483 Come to mommy. 1255 01:06:27,284 --> 01:06:29,353 Come to mommy. 1256 01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:31,721 (Bertie) COME TO MOM. 1257 01:06:31,788 --> 01:06:35,692 [people laughing] YOU LOVE YOUR MOM AND YOUR POPPY. 1258 01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:36,960 [crying] 1259 01:06:37,027 --> 01:06:39,863 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, DEAR. 1260 01:06:39,929 --> 01:06:41,931 And mom never leaves again. 1261 01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:43,233 NEVER. 1262 01:06:44,401 --> 01:06:45,435 NEVER. 1263 01:06:46,270 --> 01:06:48,638 NEVER, I promise. NEVER. 1264 01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:51,908 [exclaims] 1265 01:06:54,944 --> 01:06:56,480 [people laughing] 1266 01:06:57,614 --> 01:06:59,516 [people applauding] 1267 01:07:07,457 --> 01:07:09,259 * [drums beating] 1268 01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:11,961 JUST CALL ME SAWBONES CANDLES. 1269 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,300 [exclaims] 1270 01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:19,169 [people laughing] 1271 01:07:21,405 --> 01:07:22,739 Are you okay, dear? 1272 01:07:23,307 --> 01:07:24,641 YES. 1273 01:07:27,611 --> 01:07:28,978 [sighs] 1274 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:30,547 [box creaking] 1275 01:07:32,982 --> 01:07:34,684 [people applauding] 1276 01:07:36,486 --> 01:07:39,923 THOSE OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION 1277 01:07:39,989 --> 01:07:43,160 YOU MUST CLOSE YOUR EYES NOW. 1278 01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:49,666 OH DEAR. 1279 01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:50,734 [groaning] 1280 01:07:57,441 --> 01:07:59,243 Are you okay, kitten? 1281 01:07:59,309 --> 01:08:00,710 OH... 1282 01:08:00,777 --> 01:08:03,147 No, I'm actually very sincere. 1283 01:08:03,213 --> 01:08:04,781 [people laughing] 1284 01:08:07,551 --> 01:08:09,519 [sighs] 1285 01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:12,222 [people laughing] I think I see the problem. 1286 01:08:12,289 --> 01:08:13,290 OOH. 1287 01:08:27,271 --> 01:08:28,438 [people exclaiming] 1288 01:08:28,505 --> 01:08:29,806 [exclaiming] 1289 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:35,579 [sighs] 1290 01:08:37,181 --> 01:08:38,915 GEE, THANK YOU, CUPID. 1291 01:08:50,994 --> 01:08:53,797 AND THE OTHER THING ABOUT THE PHANTOM LADY WAS, BERTIE, 1292 01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:57,567 She realized, in the city that never sleeps... 1293 01:08:57,634 --> 01:08:59,769 What did she notice, kitten? 1294 01:08:59,836 --> 01:09:04,474 THAT ALL THE SONGS YOU HEARD, ALL THE LOVE SONGS, 1295 01:09:04,541 --> 01:09:06,876 Well, they were just songs. 1296 01:09:06,943 --> 01:09:08,712 What's wrong with that? 1297 01:09:08,778 --> 01:09:10,514 Nothing if you don't believe them. 1298 01:09:11,515 --> 01:09:13,250 But she saw it, you saw it. 1299 01:09:13,317 --> 01:09:15,985 SHE BELIEVED IN THE ENCHANTED NIGHT 1300 01:09:16,052 --> 01:09:20,156 And she - and she believed that a little cloud was passing overhead 1301 01:09:20,224 --> 01:09:23,092 And it crashed into its flower. 1302 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:26,763 And she even believed there was breakfast to be had. 1303 01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:27,831 WHERE? 1304 01:09:28,965 --> 01:09:31,034 ON PLUTO. 1305 01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:35,004 THE MYSTERIOUS AND GENERAL RESIDUES OF PLUTO. 1306 01:09:37,574 --> 01:09:42,612 (Bertie) You know, kitten, I made a decision a long time ago. 1307 01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:45,382 (Patrick) What decision was that? 1308 01:09:45,449 --> 01:09:49,386 THAT I WAS NOT DESTINED FOR THE SENTIMENTAL SIDE OF THINGS. 1309 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:52,822 BUT... 1310 01:09:52,889 --> 01:09:57,160 But if I let myself fall for someone, 1311 01:09:58,762 --> 01:10:00,697 I think it would be a girl like you. 1312 01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:02,299 BERTIE, PLEASE, I HAVE TO STOP YOU. 1313 01:10:02,366 --> 01:10:03,800 There is something you should know. 1314 01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:06,536 Or maybe what should I say, 1315 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:09,873 IT WOULD BE A GIRL... 1316 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,277 NOT A MILLION MILES AWAY FROM... 1317 01:10:13,343 --> 01:10:14,711 NO, PLEASE NO. 1318 01:10:14,778 --> 01:10:16,380 ...WHERE I'M STANDING. 1319 01:10:18,014 --> 01:10:19,015 NODE. 1320 01:10:22,686 --> 01:10:24,654 What's the matter, princess? 1321 01:10:27,190 --> 01:10:29,626 Well, you see, the thing is, Bernie, I am, 1322 01:10:30,927 --> 01:10:33,563 I'M NOT... YES? 1323 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:35,231 A... 1324 01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:38,034 I'm not a girl. 1325 01:10:38,935 --> 01:10:40,904 Oh, I knew that, princess. 1326 01:10:42,539 --> 01:10:43,607 DID YOU? 1327 01:10:43,673 --> 01:10:44,874 OF COURSE. 1328 01:10:46,142 --> 01:10:47,611 WHAT I SAID WAS 1329 01:10:48,978 --> 01:10:51,180 IT WOULD BE A GIRL LIKE YOU. 1330 01:10:57,487 --> 01:11:00,156 [people laughing] 1331 01:11:00,223 --> 01:11:03,259 (Bertie) I believe I see Mom there. 1332 01:11:06,229 --> 01:11:07,597 (Bertie) MAMMY! 1333 01:11:11,668 --> 01:11:15,872 In fact, she just walked in. THERE IS. 1334 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:18,808 [people continue laughing] 1335 01:11:19,609 --> 01:11:20,910 MAMMY! Mommy. 1336 01:11:21,545 --> 01:11:22,912 BASTARDS! 1337 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,015 Think you can make fun of her? 1338 01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:28,852 You're coming with me. 1339 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:34,190 WAIT! 1340 01:11:34,257 --> 01:11:36,726 (Bertie) PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME. 1341 01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:39,162 And the prince of magic? 1342 01:11:39,228 --> 01:11:40,497 PLEASE DON'T GO. 1343 01:11:40,564 --> 01:11:42,332 SOME FUCKING PRINCE OF MAGIC. 1344 01:11:42,399 --> 01:11:45,301 NO, MAYBE I SHOULD... IT DOESN'T MEAN BAD, CHARLIE. 1345 01:11:45,369 --> 01:11:48,237 For Christ's sake, father, what's happening to you? 1346 01:11:49,105 --> 01:11:50,340 KITTEN! 1347 01:12:00,584 --> 01:12:03,152 * [Children Of The Revolution by T-Rex playing in stereo] 1348 01:12:03,219 --> 01:12:04,954 * LET EVERYTHING HANG 1349 01:12:05,021 --> 01:12:09,526 *But you don't fool the children of the revolution* 1350 01:12:09,593 --> 01:12:14,631 *NO, YOU WILL NOT SWALLOW THE CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION* 1351 01:12:14,698 --> 01:12:17,300 *NO NO NO* 1352 01:12:17,367 --> 01:12:18,468 (Patrick) I'm sorry. 1353 01:12:25,575 --> 01:12:28,512 JOHN JOE. JOHN JOE! 1354 01:12:28,578 --> 01:12:29,579 JOHN JOE! 1355 01:12:30,046 --> 01:12:31,080 [laughs] 1356 01:12:31,147 --> 01:12:33,383 NOT A WOMAN ANYMORE. 1357 01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:35,485 DON'T TALK TO ME WITH FUCKING WOMEN! 1358 01:12:35,552 --> 01:12:37,487 I'M IN THE TOWER OF LONDON NOW. 1359 01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:43,092 THERE IS. 30 SMACKERS ON THE PAW, BOY, NO QUESTIONS. 1360 01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:45,228 Hey, they're looking for a Queen Mary of Scott. 1361 01:12:45,294 --> 01:12:46,362 DID YOU WANT HIM? 1362 01:12:46,430 --> 01:12:48,932 They would cut my head off, for sure. 1363 01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:51,768 AND HERE IS THE MAN DOING IT FOR YOU. THERE IS? 1364 01:12:51,835 --> 01:12:52,902 (laughter) 1365 01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:54,404 SMILE, huh? 1366 01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:55,472 (laughs) 1367 01:13:19,963 --> 01:13:21,665 [people talking] 1368 01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:35,512 WHERE IS IRWIN? 1369 01:13:35,579 --> 01:13:36,613 OH 1370 01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:39,315 Him and his damn revolution. 1371 01:13:52,395 --> 01:13:53,730 How did you carry it? 1372 01:13:53,797 --> 01:13:55,098 BOTTOM OF MY SLEEPING BAG. 1373 01:13:57,366 --> 01:13:59,903 NOT MUCH SLEEP WITH THIS BABY. 1374 01:14:01,037 --> 01:14:02,972 So you haven't seen her yet? 1375 01:14:04,641 --> 01:14:07,010 SHE - SHE IS HERE, SOMEWHERE. 1376 01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:09,846 I KNOW THAT. I just know, CHARLIE. 1377 01:14:09,913 --> 01:14:11,447 CIDADE GRANDE DO PORRA. 1378 01:14:13,249 --> 01:14:15,051 I'm losing IRWIN, you know. 1379 01:14:16,252 --> 01:14:17,320 AS? 1380 01:14:18,488 --> 01:14:21,457 He's doing something. I KNOW THAT. 1381 01:14:23,159 --> 01:14:24,794 He has these secrets. 1382 01:14:27,096 --> 01:14:28,998 (Patrick) So why did you come, CHARLIE? 1383 01:14:29,065 --> 01:14:30,734 It wasn't just seeing me. 1384 01:14:32,201 --> 01:14:34,337 Did this have something to do with IRWIN? 1385 01:14:36,773 --> 01:14:38,241 You can say that. 1386 01:14:42,245 --> 01:14:43,479 I AM PREGNANT. 1387 01:14:48,051 --> 01:14:49,719 JESUS, CHARLIE. 1388 01:14:51,555 --> 01:14:52,789 DOES HE KNOW? 1389 01:14:54,691 --> 01:14:56,526 YOU KNOW EVERYTHING YOU KNOW. 1390 01:14:57,727 --> 01:14:59,162 OR CARE. 1391 01:15:08,204 --> 01:15:10,707 But didn't you come here to have the baby? 1392 01:15:13,777 --> 01:15:15,679 I came here to get rid of him. 1393 01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:25,288 You need to tell him, Charlie. 1394 01:15:26,623 --> 01:15:28,925 I CAN'T. 1395 01:15:28,992 --> 01:15:30,927 [door opening] He's all fucked up. HE IS... 1396 01:15:33,129 --> 01:15:36,232 So how are the helpless? 1397 01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:40,169 THERE ARE FINE WITHOUT SHELTER. 1398 01:15:40,236 --> 01:15:43,306 THAT'S WHAT KEEPS YOU LATE, KITTEN, 1399 01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:45,108 WORKING WITH THE HOMELESS. 1400 01:15:45,842 --> 01:15:47,110 Right, IRWIN? 1401 01:16:04,894 --> 01:16:06,696 CAN'T I HAVE IT, PADDY? 1402 01:16:06,763 --> 01:16:08,164 (Patrick) NO. 1403 01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:11,100 NO YOU CAN'T. 1404 01:16:14,203 --> 01:16:16,505 IRWIN INVOLVED IN SHIT I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT. 1405 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:18,041 I KNOW. 1406 01:16:18,107 --> 01:16:19,943 WHAT HAPPENED, PADDY? 1407 01:16:20,009 --> 01:16:21,811 You know what I mean, don't you? 1408 01:16:22,979 --> 01:16:26,950 It would be an absolute disaster, like me. 1409 01:16:29,518 --> 01:16:33,389 Now I want you to read this leaflet. 1410 01:16:33,456 --> 01:16:36,626 CLARIFIES ALL ASPECTS OF THE TERMINATION PROCEDURE. 1411 01:16:37,694 --> 01:16:39,562 TERMINATION? 1412 01:16:39,629 --> 01:16:41,665 DO YOU MEAN THIS IS AN ABORTION CLINIC? 1413 01:16:41,731 --> 01:16:44,100 YES, OF COURSE. 1414 01:16:44,167 --> 01:16:46,569 OH I thought it was a fertility clinic. 1415 01:16:48,071 --> 01:16:49,639 [door closing] 1416 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:56,345 I think she changed her mind. THANKS. 1417 01:16:56,412 --> 01:16:57,781 *[To the good times of Kris Kristofferson playing] 1418 01:16:57,847 --> 01:17:00,884 * IT DOESN'T LOOK SO SAD 1419 01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:05,755 *I KNOW IT'S OVER 1420 01:17:05,822 --> 01:17:09,025 You said it would be a disaster like you. 1421 01:17:09,092 --> 01:17:11,795 [laughs] Worse, probably. 1422 01:17:11,861 --> 01:17:14,063 BUT I LOVE YOU, YOU FUCKING DISASTER. 1423 01:17:14,731 --> 01:17:16,099 Oh, Charlie. 1424 01:17:16,165 --> 01:17:18,434 * Keep connected 1425 01:17:21,004 --> 01:17:23,439 * Let's just be glad 1426 01:17:23,506 --> 01:17:25,441 (Charlie) Promise you won't lose again? 1427 01:17:25,508 --> 01:17:27,276 I PROMISE. 1428 01:17:27,343 --> 01:17:28,477 * SPEND TOGETHER 1429 01:17:28,544 --> 01:17:29,545 TELL HIM. 1430 01:17:31,247 --> 01:17:32,348 TELL ME WHAT? 1431 01:17:32,415 --> 01:17:33,649 *NOT NECESSARY TO ASSIST THE BRIDGES* 1432 01:17:33,717 --> 01:17:35,518 CHARLIE IS WITH THE SANDINISTAS. 1433 01:17:35,584 --> 01:17:36,920 ISN'T IT CHARLIE? 1434 01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:38,521 SANDINISTAS? MMM-HMM. 1435 01:17:38,587 --> 01:17:40,056 They are a rock band. 1436 01:17:40,123 --> 01:17:41,490 AREN'T THEY CHARLIE? 1437 01:17:41,557 --> 01:17:42,859 WHERE CAN I REACH YOU? 1438 01:17:42,926 --> 01:17:45,094 * Put your head 1439 01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:47,030 Experience the Cambridge Circus. 1440 01:17:48,732 --> 01:17:51,300 * ON MY PILLOW 1441 01:17:52,902 --> 01:17:54,503 (woman) THANK YOU. 1442 01:17:54,570 --> 01:17:57,173 * Keep your heat 1443 01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:01,878 * AND ORGANISM NEAR MINE * 1444 01:18:01,945 --> 01:18:03,579 See you, dad. 1445 01:18:05,581 --> 01:18:10,820 *Listen to the whisper of raindrops* 1446 01:18:10,887 --> 01:18:15,391 *BLOWIN' SOFT AGAINST THE WINDOW* 1447 01:18:18,094 --> 01:18:21,731 *AND BELIEVE YOU LOVE ME* 1448 01:18:21,798 --> 01:18:24,033 * ONCE AGAIN 1449 01:18:27,103 --> 01:18:29,372 * FOR THE GOOD TIMES 1450 01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:34,710 *I WILL BUY 1451 01:18:37,781 --> 01:18:41,450 * YOU WILL FIND ANOTHER 1452 01:18:41,517 --> 01:18:43,552 [people talking] 1453 01:18:43,619 --> 01:18:45,321 *And I'll be here* 1454 01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:46,389 * [Dream world playing] 1455 01:18:46,455 --> 01:18:49,025 * DREAM WORLD 1456 01:18:49,092 --> 01:18:51,594 *I'm involved in a dream world* 1457 01:18:51,660 --> 01:18:53,797 *I must be dreaming, baby* 1458 01:18:53,863 --> 01:18:55,765 You and me, baby. WHAT DID YOU SAY? 1459 01:18:55,832 --> 01:18:57,633 I don't know what to say. 1460 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,069 * DREAM WORLD 1461 01:19:00,136 --> 01:19:01,771 CHRIST, YOU ARE A BLOW! 1462 01:19:01,838 --> 01:19:03,572 10 out of 10, SHERLOCK. 1463 01:19:08,711 --> 01:19:12,448 *SOMEONE TAKE ME WHY DON'T YOU WAKE ME UP* 1464 01:19:12,515 --> 01:19:14,450 *I MUST BE DREAMING 1465 01:19:16,119 --> 01:19:19,022 *NO, NO, DON'T GO 1466 01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:23,092 *I NEED ONE MORE CHANCE TO END YOU* 1467 01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:25,461 *NO, NO, DON'T GO 1468 01:19:25,528 --> 01:19:27,496 DO YOU LIKE A DRINK OR SOMETHING? 1469 01:19:27,563 --> 01:19:29,465 * DREAM WORLD 1470 01:19:29,532 --> 01:19:32,635 CAMPARI AND SODA, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 1471 01:19:32,701 --> 01:19:34,337 Of course. 1472 01:19:34,403 --> 01:19:36,572 I hadn't asked any other way, should I? 1473 01:19:36,639 --> 01:19:38,541 CAMPARI AND SODA, PLEASE KILL IT. 1474 01:19:38,607 --> 01:19:40,709 * DREAM WORLD 1475 01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:44,480 *I'm involved in a dream world* 1476 01:19:44,547 --> 01:19:46,015 (bartender) There you go, mate. 1477 01:19:47,116 --> 01:19:48,117 HAPPINESS. 1478 01:19:49,152 --> 01:19:50,854 [people talking] 1479 01:19:54,123 --> 01:19:55,224 THANK YOU. 1480 01:19:57,526 --> 01:19:59,462 CROWD TONIGHT. 1481 01:19:59,528 --> 01:20:00,864 OH YES. 1482 01:20:00,930 --> 01:20:02,298 FOOTBALL SUPPORTERS? 1483 01:20:02,365 --> 01:20:04,600 NO, REAL ENGINEERS. 1484 01:20:04,667 --> 01:20:06,735 OH, SOLDIERS. 1485 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:09,138 JUST COME BACK FROM A DUTY TOUR. 1486 01:20:09,205 --> 01:20:11,908 ADEN? CYPRUS? No, let me guess. 1487 01:20:11,975 --> 01:20:15,278 FUCKING ULSTER. 1488 01:20:15,344 --> 01:20:17,380 I have nothing against the Irish mind, after all. 1489 01:20:17,446 --> 01:20:19,215 I hear they are very friendly. 1490 01:20:19,282 --> 01:20:21,017 I DON'T KNOW. PERHAPS. 1491 01:20:23,586 --> 01:20:26,755 IT'S POLITICIANS WHO FUCK, SO ISN'T IT? 1492 01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:28,925 * DREAM WORLD 1493 01:20:30,927 --> 01:20:32,661 DO YOU WANT TO DANCE? 1494 01:20:32,728 --> 01:20:34,297 *I'm involved in a dream world* 1495 01:20:34,363 --> 01:20:35,764 YES, I WOULD LOVE TO. 1496 01:20:37,934 --> 01:20:40,336 * DREAM WORLD 1497 01:20:40,403 --> 01:20:43,406 *I'm involved in a dream world* 1498 01:20:46,542 --> 01:20:48,978 * [Honey by Bobby Goldsboro playing] 1499 01:20:50,413 --> 01:20:51,447 ARE YOU OK? 1500 01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:54,217 OH YES. SUPER. 1501 01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:57,820 You seem a little tense. 1502 01:20:57,887 --> 01:20:59,322 *WAS NOT BIG 1503 01:20:59,388 --> 01:21:01,324 HMM. 1504 01:21:01,390 --> 01:21:02,825 Would you do something for me? 1505 01:21:02,892 --> 01:21:04,393 *I laughed at her and she went crazy* 1506 01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:05,628 YES OF COURSE. 1507 01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:08,464 *THE FIRST DAY HE PLANTED IT* 1508 01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:10,566 WOULD YOU PRETEND YOUR NAME BOBBY? 1509 01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:13,436 BOBBY WHO? 1510 01:21:13,502 --> 01:21:15,304 *She was always young at heart* 1511 01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:16,705 BOBBY GOLDSBORO. 1512 01:21:16,772 --> 01:21:18,841 *KINDA DUMB AND KINDA SMART* 1513 01:21:18,908 --> 01:21:20,809 IT'S YOUR SONG, YOU SEE. 1514 01:21:22,678 --> 01:21:23,846 BOBBY YEAH, SO. 1515 01:21:23,913 --> 01:21:25,581 *And I surprised her with a puppy* 1516 01:21:25,648 --> 01:21:30,086 All you have to do is plant a small tree, 1517 01:21:30,153 --> 01:21:32,055 AND SURPRISES ME WITH A PUPPY, 1518 01:21:33,522 --> 01:21:34,790 I will hug your neck. 1519 01:21:34,857 --> 01:21:36,259 * AND I WOULD DEFINITELY EMBARRASS HER * 1520 01:21:36,325 --> 01:21:38,561 *When I got home from work late* 1521 01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:02,051 [people coughing] 1522 01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:11,460 [ambulance siren howling] 1523 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:26,442 [people keep coughing] 1524 01:22:26,509 --> 01:22:29,278 (police officer 1525 01:22:29,345 --> 01:22:31,280 Get as many men as you can. 1526 01:22:31,347 --> 01:22:33,649 (paramedic) Alright, my love, we're going to get you out of here. 1527 01:22:33,716 --> 01:22:36,252 (police officer 1528 01:22:39,222 --> 01:22:41,124 THAT'S IT. 1529 01:22:41,190 --> 01:22:42,591 (police officer 1530 01:22:42,658 --> 01:22:44,227 (paramedic) TAKE MY SHOULDER, LOVE. 1531 01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:46,195 You're okay, buddy, I got you. 1532 01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:47,363 My tight pants. 1533 01:22:47,430 --> 01:22:49,065 EASY EASY. IT'S OVER THERE. STABLE. 1534 01:22:49,132 --> 01:22:50,833 MY PANTS! THEY ARE ON TAPE. 1535 01:22:50,899 --> 01:22:52,268 You're alive, love, that's the main thing. 1536 01:22:52,335 --> 01:22:53,669 LET'S GO. 1537 01:22:53,736 --> 01:22:56,072 I know what I have to do, I have to have a new pair. 1538 01:22:56,139 --> 01:22:58,574 There is no other way, I'm afraid. 1539 01:23:01,777 --> 01:23:03,679 (paramedic) HOLD IT STILL, DEAR. DON'T TRY AND MOVE, OK? 1540 01:23:03,746 --> 01:23:05,914 (paramedic) PLEASE LEAVE US NOW! 1541 01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:08,451 (police officer 1542 01:23:08,517 --> 01:23:10,586 I told you, from my best side, dear ones. 1543 01:23:10,653 --> 01:23:12,788 (police officer 1544 01:23:13,522 --> 01:23:15,924 THAT'S IT. SLOWLY NOW. 1545 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,027 (paramedic) Come on, get out of the way, PLEASE! 1546 01:23:18,094 --> 01:23:19,728 LET'S GO. 1547 01:23:19,795 --> 01:23:21,064 OUT OF THE WAY. 1548 01:23:21,130 --> 01:23:23,199 (woman) PLEASE, NURSE, HE'S IN A LOT OF PAIN. 1549 01:23:23,266 --> 01:23:24,800 [people talking] 1550 01:23:24,867 --> 01:23:28,304 NO, THEY ARE CHRISTIAN DIOR. Do YOU ​​really need it? 1551 01:23:29,405 --> 01:23:30,639 [laughing] 1552 01:23:30,706 --> 01:23:32,041 [camera clicking] 1553 01:23:34,943 --> 01:23:36,845 [man knocking] 1554 01:23:36,912 --> 01:23:38,347 (laughter) 1555 01:23:38,414 --> 01:23:42,485 How foolish can you get, putting an "X" all over my WEENIE. 1556 01:23:42,551 --> 01:23:47,456 It's not as stupid as 11 people fucked for pieces, 1557 01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:49,825 YOU TWISTED LITTLE COUNT! 1558 01:23:49,892 --> 01:23:53,896 (Wallis) FUCKING IRISH MURDER, DAMN IT! 1559 01:23:53,962 --> 01:23:55,398 [grunts] 1560 01:23:56,899 --> 01:24:00,236 I'm sorry, did you call? 1561 01:24:00,303 --> 01:24:02,405 I can't see exactly where you are. 1562 01:24:02,471 --> 01:24:04,673 I'm here, you see. 1563 01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:08,544 MILLION MILES HERE WITH SIRIUS GUARDING MY HEAD. 1564 01:24:08,611 --> 01:24:10,246 Tell him what he wants to know! 1565 01:24:10,313 --> 01:24:11,480 [pants] 1566 01:24:11,547 --> 01:24:15,084 Oh, it's free. Everyone thinks it's cold here 1567 01:24:15,151 --> 01:24:16,619 BUT IT'S REALLY VERY HOT. 1568 01:24:16,685 --> 01:24:20,456 YES, IT'S HOT TO PLAY WITH PLUTO. 1569 01:24:20,523 --> 01:24:21,724 EH, PLUTO. 1570 01:24:21,790 --> 01:24:23,459 [both panting] 1571 01:24:23,526 --> 01:24:27,530 DON'T TRY THE FUCKING BLARNEY, PADDY! 1572 01:24:27,596 --> 01:24:31,033 We know you planted the fucking bomb! 1573 01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:33,502 BUT OF COURSE, MY DEAR. 1574 01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:35,971 Why, I planted hundreds of them. 1575 01:24:36,038 --> 01:24:39,074 (Wallis) DO YOU HAVE IT NOW? WELL, PLANT THIS! 1576 01:24:43,779 --> 01:24:45,714 Hello, officer. 1577 01:24:46,249 --> 01:24:47,916 I AM HERE. 1578 01:24:47,983 --> 01:24:51,053 JUST TURN LEFT. 1579 01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:54,523 *Let's travel to Mars and visit* 1580 01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:56,759 CHRIST, I CAN'T KEEP THIS! 1581 01:24:56,825 --> 01:25:01,530 LISTEN, SON, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A STATEMENT? 1582 01:25:03,132 --> 01:25:05,168 A STATEMENT, OFFICIAL? 1583 01:25:05,234 --> 01:25:06,702 Why didn't you say that? 1584 01:25:06,769 --> 01:25:10,439 THERE BOY. THERE IS NO POINT TO MAKE US HARD. 1585 01:25:10,506 --> 01:25:12,007 OF COURSE. 1586 01:25:12,074 --> 01:25:14,143 After all, we are all friends here. 1587 01:25:20,816 --> 01:25:25,721 Let's start with where you were on Thursday, October 17th. 1588 01:25:27,590 --> 01:25:29,658 [whispering] I WAS IN MY CELL 1589 01:25:29,725 --> 01:25:32,695 WORKING WITH MY ACTIVE DUTY UNIT. 1590 01:25:32,761 --> 01:25:34,963 BUT I WAS WORKING BUSY. 1591 01:25:35,564 --> 01:25:37,099 DISCOVERY? HMM. 1592 01:25:37,166 --> 01:25:39,134 * [Why Buffalo Springfield is worth playing for] 1593 01:25:39,202 --> 01:25:42,605 *THERE IS A MAN WITH A PISTOL THERE* 1594 01:25:42,671 --> 01:25:45,508 OH, it's all coming back to me now. PEN AND PAPER, PLEASE. 1595 01:25:45,574 --> 01:25:48,377 *Telling me I have to be careful* 1596 01:25:48,444 --> 01:25:51,914 *I think it's time we stop kids, what does that sound like* 1597 01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:55,251 *Everyone looks at what's happening* 1598 01:25:55,318 --> 01:25:59,755 (Patrick) PATRICIA KITTEN, AKA DEEP THROAT, 1599 01:25:59,822 --> 01:26:04,627 THE MOST RECENT RECESSES OF THE REPUBLICAN SON HAVE PENETRATED... 1600 01:26:04,693 --> 01:26:07,162 * THERE ARE BATTLE LINES IN DRAWING * 1601 01:26:07,230 --> 01:26:10,666 WITH YOUR SECRET ANTI-TERRORISM SPRAY 1602 01:26:10,733 --> 01:26:14,803 NAMED AFTER GABRIELLE COCO CHANEL'S LUCKY NUMBER. 1603 01:26:14,870 --> 01:26:17,240 * SPEAKING YOUR MIND 1604 01:26:17,306 --> 01:26:19,608 (leader) SEMTEX'S STABILITY WILL BE COMPROMISED. 1605 01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:22,811 (Patrick) Oh, but, Lord, she was sick of that nigga. 1606 01:26:22,878 --> 01:26:24,613 [everyone exclaiming] 1607 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:27,983 WHAT'S UP WITH FREEDOM FIGHTERS AND COUTURE ANYWAY? 1608 01:26:28,951 --> 01:26:30,719 * Hey, what is this? 1609 01:26:30,786 --> 01:26:33,088 *Everyone looks at what's happening* 1610 01:26:33,155 --> 01:26:35,491 *STOP HEY WHAT IS SOUND* 1611 01:26:35,558 --> 01:26:37,826 *Everyone looks at what's happening* 1612 01:26:37,893 --> 01:26:40,229 *STOP HEY WHAT IS SOUND* 1613 01:26:40,296 --> 01:26:42,865 *Everyone looks at what's happening* 1614 01:26:42,931 --> 01:26:45,234 YOU HAVE FUSE SUPPORT AND BOOSTER CHARGER. 1615 01:26:45,301 --> 01:26:47,970 WHAT CAN I SAY? WE HAVE THE PRESSURE PLATE HERE-- 1616 01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:54,710 *STOP HEY WHAT IS SOUND* 1617 01:26:54,777 --> 01:26:56,745 *Everyone looks at what's happening* 1618 01:26:56,812 --> 01:26:58,046 *STOP* 1619 01:26:58,113 --> 01:26:59,482 *STOP HEY WHAT IS SOUND* 1620 01:26:59,548 --> 01:27:01,750 *Everyone looks at what's happening* 1621 01:27:01,817 --> 01:27:03,852 *STOP HEY WHAT IS SOUND* 1622 01:27:03,919 --> 01:27:06,755 *Everyone looks at what's happening* 1623 01:27:08,324 --> 01:27:09,958 * [Honey by Bobby Goldsboro playing] 1624 01:27:10,025 --> 01:27:12,695 *ONE DAY I WAS NOT HOME* 1625 01:27:12,761 --> 01:27:15,631 *While she was there and alone* 1626 01:27:15,698 --> 01:27:17,833 * ANGELS COME 1627 01:27:20,269 --> 01:27:23,839 *Now all I have are memories of honey* 1628 01:27:23,906 --> 01:27:28,411 *AND I WAKE UP NIGHTS AND CALL THE NAME* 1629 01:27:30,979 --> 01:27:33,282 *NOW MY LIFE IS AN EMPTY PHASE* 1630 01:27:33,349 --> 01:27:36,285 [sobbing] *WHERE HONEY LIVES AND HONEY PLAYS* 1631 01:27:36,352 --> 01:27:38,153 * AND LOVE GROW 1632 01:27:40,556 --> 01:27:42,825 *And a small cloud passes overhead* 1633 01:27:42,891 --> 01:27:44,727 IS ANYONE HERE? 1634 01:27:44,793 --> 01:27:46,762 WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO US? 1635 01:27:46,829 --> 01:27:49,898 OR DOES HE, DRESSED AS A WOMAN, GET CAUGHT BY HIS OWN BOMB? 1636 01:27:49,965 --> 01:27:52,468 WE HAVE 6 DAYS NOW. 7 is the maximum. 1637 01:27:52,535 --> 01:27:54,002 * WHAT A GREAT GROWTH 1638 01:27:54,069 --> 01:27:56,572 *But the friend didn't stay long* 1639 01:27:56,639 --> 01:27:58,307 *WAS NOT BIG* 1640 01:28:01,477 --> 01:28:02,811 [both exclaim] 1641 01:28:04,112 --> 01:28:05,914 (Wallis) PADDY? 1642 01:28:05,981 --> 01:28:07,249 [Patrick groaning] 1643 01:28:07,316 --> 01:28:09,184 ARE YOU OK? 1644 01:28:09,251 --> 01:28:11,086 GOOD. ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL. 1645 01:28:12,688 --> 01:28:14,690 MEET US AT NOON, LUNCH, PADDY? 1646 01:28:14,757 --> 01:28:16,392 Tell us why you came here. 1647 01:28:17,726 --> 01:28:19,995 Well, well, I was just looking for someone. 1648 01:28:20,062 --> 01:28:21,564 I was looking for EILY BERGIN. 1649 01:28:21,630 --> 01:28:23,065 WHO EILY BERGIN, PADDY? 1650 01:28:25,601 --> 01:28:27,570 She's gone now. 1651 01:28:27,636 --> 01:28:30,272 The biggest city in the world swallowed it. 1652 01:28:30,339 --> 01:28:33,409 Could she help us with our questions, Dad? 1653 01:28:33,476 --> 01:28:34,743 She could help me with mine. 1654 01:28:34,810 --> 01:28:37,780 DO YOU WANT TO FIND HER? DO YOU HAVE AN ADDRESS? 1655 01:28:39,247 --> 01:28:40,949 You could experience the house that disappeared. 1656 01:28:41,016 --> 01:28:42,451 THE HOUSE THAT DISAPPEARED. 1657 01:28:44,387 --> 01:28:47,022 [laughing] OH, CHRIST. 1658 01:28:47,089 --> 01:28:49,024 I think we are losing everything. 1659 01:28:56,699 --> 01:28:58,467 Let's get some sleep now, dad. 1660 01:28:58,534 --> 01:29:00,769 We're going to get some sleep. 1661 01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:04,907 Look, I think we may have made a mistake. 1662 01:29:06,375 --> 01:29:07,476 POLICE OFFICER? 1663 01:29:07,543 --> 01:29:09,412 WHAT IS NOW? 1664 01:29:09,478 --> 01:29:11,647 (Patrick) IF YOU COME HOME FROM THE OFFICE 1665 01:29:11,714 --> 01:29:14,417 And you found me lying on the floor, 1666 01:29:14,483 --> 01:29:16,752 Would you take me to the hospital? 1667 01:29:16,819 --> 01:29:18,787 Well, of course I would. 1668 01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:21,223 And would you carry me like you were doing now? 1669 01:29:22,057 --> 01:29:23,959 WELL, YES. 1670 01:29:24,026 --> 01:29:29,465 So if I weren't a cross-cutting terrorist, would you marry me? 1671 01:29:29,532 --> 01:29:31,434 No, for God's sake. 1672 01:29:33,502 --> 01:29:35,237 [knocking on the door] 1673 01:29:39,842 --> 01:29:43,078 WELL, IS OFFICER WALLIS GOING TO BE A HAPPY MAN OR WHAT? 1674 01:29:43,145 --> 01:29:46,181 WE HAVE HELPED YOU A LONG TIME BY ALL ACCOUNTS. LOOK. 1675 01:29:46,749 --> 01:29:48,083 OH 1676 01:29:48,150 --> 01:29:50,318 OH NO YOU CAN'T. 1677 01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:53,221 YOU CAN'T. Not when I'm settling in so well. 1678 01:29:58,093 --> 01:30:00,663 Get your head off my shoulder, son. 1679 01:30:02,264 --> 01:30:03,999 [whistles] 1680 01:30:04,066 --> 01:30:06,435 You don't understand, dad. WE CAN'T KEEP YOU HERE. 1681 01:30:06,502 --> 01:30:08,504 IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. We couldn't even if we wanted to. 1682 01:30:08,571 --> 01:30:10,172 Fuck it, I'm going on a long holiday. 1683 01:30:10,238 --> 01:30:11,640 THE WIFE SAYS I NEED IT. 1684 01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:12,975 LET'S GO! 1685 01:30:13,041 --> 01:30:16,311 Come on, just for one day. I WOULDN'T KILL HIM. 1686 01:30:16,378 --> 01:30:18,847 SORRY, DAD. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. 1687 01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:20,549 OK, NOON, PLEASE? 1688 01:30:20,616 --> 01:30:22,084 NODE. 1689 01:30:25,053 --> 01:30:27,255 Look, do you think I should ask? 1690 01:30:27,322 --> 01:30:29,057 I mean, why do you want... 1691 01:30:29,124 --> 01:30:31,560 I mean, that doesn't make sense. 1692 01:30:31,627 --> 01:30:33,529 It just makes me feel safe. 1693 01:30:33,596 --> 01:30:34,730 SAFE? 1694 01:30:34,797 --> 01:30:35,998 Yes, you see, in the cell, 1695 01:30:36,064 --> 01:30:40,002 Sometimes I think my legs are spinning in the air 1696 01:30:40,068 --> 01:30:43,271 And I'm floating in space, and I'm alone. 1697 01:30:43,338 --> 01:30:45,541 "GALATIC STORM", I heard that. 1698 01:30:45,608 --> 01:30:47,309 PLEASE CLOTHES. 1699 01:30:48,811 --> 01:30:51,947 I just want to belong. 1700 01:30:52,014 --> 01:30:56,752 I would be your best prisoner. KITCHEN AND CLEAN AND CLEAN - VARIES 1701 01:30:56,819 --> 01:31:00,088 And I - I would boil all the uniforms. I... 1702 01:31:00,155 --> 01:31:01,957 Hey, dad! I JUST WANT... 1703 01:31:04,593 --> 01:31:05,961 [groans] 1704 01:31:06,028 --> 01:31:08,396 NO, I'M AFRAID TO BE ADEQUATE NOW. 1705 01:31:16,104 --> 01:31:19,441 Alright, go catch that bus there. 1706 01:31:20,208 --> 01:31:21,944 CONTINUE! 1707 01:31:22,010 --> 01:31:23,512 * [Love is a splendid thing] 1708 01:31:23,579 --> 01:31:28,150 * LOVE IS A VERY SPLENDORED THING * 1709 01:31:32,688 --> 01:31:36,058 JENNIFER JONES AND WILLIAM HOLDEN. 1710 01:31:36,124 --> 01:31:39,928 * WHICH ONLY GROWS IN SPRING * 1711 01:31:39,995 --> 01:31:42,330 IS LOVE A THING OF MANY SPLENDORED? 1712 01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:45,868 * LOVE IS THE WAY OF NATURE 1713 01:31:45,934 --> 01:31:48,070 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? 1714 01:31:48,136 --> 01:31:50,873 * TO GIVE 1715 01:31:52,941 --> 01:31:54,743 Once I thought it was. 1716 01:31:55,510 --> 01:31:57,312 He was a lucky man. 1717 01:31:57,379 --> 01:32:01,817 *THE GOLDEN CROWN THAT MAKES A MAN* 1718 01:32:01,884 --> 01:32:02,918 I pay you. 1719 01:32:02,985 --> 01:32:05,921 * A KING 1720 01:32:05,988 --> 01:32:08,390 I would give you whatever you wanted. 1721 01:32:10,058 --> 01:32:12,194 Whatever you wanted, I would give you. 1722 01:32:12,260 --> 01:32:17,165 *ONCE ON A HIGH AND WINDY HILL* 1723 01:32:18,734 --> 01:32:22,037 * IN THE MORNING MIST 1724 01:32:22,104 --> 01:32:24,740 * TWO LOVERS KISSED 1725 01:32:24,807 --> 01:32:29,544 * AND THE WORLD IS STILL STILL 1726 01:32:29,612 --> 01:32:32,581 * THEN HIS FINGERS TOUCHED 1727 01:32:32,648 --> 01:32:35,450 * MY SILENT HEART 1728 01:32:35,517 --> 01:32:40,856 * AND TAUGHT HOW TO SING 1729 01:32:40,923 --> 01:32:44,226 * YES, TRUE LOVE 1730 01:32:44,292 --> 01:32:49,231 * LOTS OF SPORTS THINGS 1731 01:33:12,087 --> 01:33:14,489 That's my mommy! That's my mommy! 1732 01:33:16,759 --> 01:33:18,560 EXCUSE ME! PARDON ME. 1733 01:33:19,862 --> 01:33:22,297 PARDON ME. PARDON ME. PARDON ME. 1734 01:33:22,364 --> 01:33:26,068 * HOW TO SING 1735 01:33:26,134 --> 01:33:28,336 EXCUSE ME. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1736 01:33:28,403 --> 01:33:30,706 * YES, TRUE LOVE 1737 01:33:30,773 --> 01:33:35,744 *LOTS OF SPORTS THINGS* 1738 01:33:39,081 --> 01:33:40,282 HELLO! 1739 01:33:56,364 --> 01:33:57,933 [sighing] 1740 01:34:11,346 --> 01:34:13,015 [women talking] 1741 01:34:14,950 --> 01:34:17,820 HELLO SIR. CAN I BE AN ASSISTANT? 1742 01:34:17,886 --> 01:34:22,357 I don't do anything heavy, besides I would be more... 1743 01:34:22,424 --> 01:34:24,659 I could have you arrested, you know. 1744 01:34:24,727 --> 01:34:26,995 Well, ICKY-OAKIE ME. 1745 01:34:27,595 --> 01:34:28,797 TO ENTER. 1746 01:34:32,935 --> 01:34:35,403 THIS IS NO LIFE FOR A YOUNG LIKE YOU, PATRICK. 1747 01:34:35,470 --> 01:34:36,872 WELL, CUFF ME THEN. 1748 01:34:36,939 --> 01:34:38,774 Take me to my sweet cell. 1749 01:34:38,841 --> 01:34:40,709 NODE. 1750 01:34:40,776 --> 01:34:43,578 Oh wait, you're not a real sniper, are you? COOL. 1751 01:34:43,645 --> 01:34:45,981 NO IT'S NOT... IT'S NOT THAT ANYMORE. 1752 01:34:46,048 --> 01:34:47,916 IT'S MUCH MORE SERIOUS THAN PATRICK. 1753 01:34:47,983 --> 01:34:50,085 Well, of course, it's serious. 1754 01:34:50,152 --> 01:34:51,553 EVERYTHING IS SERIOUS. 1755 01:34:51,619 --> 01:34:54,056 OH, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE THERE, PADDY! 1756 01:34:58,226 --> 01:34:59,461 I KNOW. 1757 01:35:05,167 --> 01:35:08,103 WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND GET A REGULAR JOB? 1758 01:35:08,170 --> 01:35:11,774 WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, INSPECTOR, I'M UNUSABLE. 1759 01:35:11,840 --> 01:35:13,341 So I got together. 1760 01:35:16,912 --> 01:35:18,413 FUCKING HELL. 1761 01:35:24,086 --> 01:35:25,520 [pulling the brake] 1762 01:35:26,421 --> 01:35:27,923 COME WITH ME. 1763 01:35:33,929 --> 01:35:35,730 *[Music, playing] 1764 01:35:35,798 --> 01:35:39,567 A GROUP OF GIRLS CAME OFF THE STREET, PATRICK. 1765 01:35:39,634 --> 01:35:41,904 SET UP A COOPER. 1766 01:35:41,970 --> 01:35:43,338 WHAT DOES "COOP" MEAN? 1767 01:35:43,405 --> 01:35:45,473 YOU KNOW, YOU LIKE... 1768 01:35:45,540 --> 01:35:47,309 A UNION, YOU CAN CALL IT. 1769 01:35:49,344 --> 01:35:50,545 GIRLS? 1770 01:35:51,880 --> 01:35:53,982 HELLO. LET'S GO. 1771 01:35:55,851 --> 01:36:00,055 IT'S NOT IDEAL, BUT IT'S SAFE 1772 01:36:00,122 --> 01:36:01,556 AND LEGAL. 1773 01:36:01,623 --> 01:36:02,991 CASANDRA. 1774 01:36:03,058 --> 01:36:04,559 *[Music, playing] 1775 01:36:04,626 --> 01:36:06,528 GODDESS OF DESTRUCTION. 1776 01:36:08,663 --> 01:36:11,266 GIRLS? HELLO. (all) HELLO! 1777 01:36:11,333 --> 01:36:12,467 THIS IS PATRICK. 1778 01:36:12,534 --> 01:36:14,036 HELLO, PATRICK. HELLO. 1779 01:36:14,102 --> 01:36:16,238 He's my friend, so be kind. HELLO, SAM. 1780 01:36:16,304 --> 01:36:19,141 WE ARE ALWAYS PLEASANT. PATRICK, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY POKER? 1781 01:36:19,207 --> 01:36:20,575 LOVE POKER. 1782 01:36:20,642 --> 01:36:21,776 Yeah, let's get it in 1783 01:36:21,844 --> 01:36:22,878 (Wallis) Are you okay? 1784 01:36:22,945 --> 01:36:24,146 ARE YOU WORKING WITH US? 1785 01:36:24,212 --> 01:36:25,848 I THINK SO. If you have me. 1786 01:36:25,914 --> 01:36:27,315 WE ARE A NICE GROUP HERE. 1787 01:36:27,382 --> 01:36:29,384 NO FRIENDS OR ANYTHING HERE. LOOK AT YOUR HAIR. 1788 01:36:29,451 --> 01:36:31,119 HMM. SO WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 1789 01:36:31,186 --> 01:36:32,354 (Patrick) Oh, CAVAN. 1790 01:36:32,420 --> 01:36:33,688 OH VERY WELL. I'm from Dublin. 1791 01:36:33,755 --> 01:36:34,789 YOU'RE GOING TO GO RIGHT HERE. 1792 01:36:34,857 --> 01:36:36,324 YOU LIKE US GIRLS. 1793 01:36:36,391 --> 01:36:37,860 Then you will definitely like it here. 1794 01:36:43,498 --> 01:36:46,434 (Patrick) DEAR CHARLIE, SORRY I'M NOT IN TOUCH 1795 01:36:46,501 --> 01:36:49,237 And I hope everything is going well with you. 1796 01:36:49,304 --> 01:36:51,073 How is the rooster? 1797 01:36:51,139 --> 01:36:53,842 Just writing to say I have received a new address. 1798 01:36:53,909 --> 01:36:56,945 IT'S XANADU ON OLD COMPTON STREET 1799 01:36:57,012 --> 01:36:59,647 AND YOU CAN GET ME THERE AT ANY TIME. 1800 01:36:59,714 --> 01:37:03,551 I'M SAVING LIKE CRAZY TO SEE IT WHEN IT HAPPENS IN... 1801 01:37:03,618 --> 01:37:07,555 WHAT IS THIS? 4 MONTHS, 2 WEEKS AND 3 DAYS. 1802 01:37:08,423 --> 01:37:10,025 HELLO. 1803 01:37:10,092 --> 01:37:11,726 (man) SHOW ME YOUR BAZOOZUMS. 1804 01:37:11,793 --> 01:37:13,028 I BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS? 1805 01:37:13,095 --> 01:37:14,262 YOU KNOW. 1806 01:37:14,329 --> 01:37:16,198 [man breathing heavily] 1807 01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:20,402 WHAT IS THIS? 1808 01:37:20,468 --> 01:37:24,206 Now listen, sir, we can't all have big bazoozums. 1809 01:37:24,272 --> 01:37:27,175 Some of us are what you might call developmental. 1810 01:37:27,242 --> 01:37:28,343 SVELTE? 1811 01:37:28,410 --> 01:37:30,845 YES. That's a Swedish word, I believe. 1812 01:37:31,914 --> 01:37:33,715 THERE IS ALSO A FRENCH ONE. 1813 01:37:33,781 --> 01:37:35,350 Yes, give me French. 1814 01:37:35,417 --> 01:37:36,618 GAMINA. 1815 01:37:36,684 --> 01:37:37,752 GAMINA? 1816 01:37:37,819 --> 01:37:40,055 Yes, and that's what I am, sir. 1817 01:37:40,122 --> 01:37:43,425 THE SVELTE GAMINE. 1818 01:37:43,491 --> 01:37:48,730 * HOW MUCH DOES THAT DOG IN THE WINDOW COST? * 1819 01:37:48,796 --> 01:37:52,634 *The one with the droopy tail* 1820 01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:56,571 NOT "WAGGLY", "WAGGEDY". "WAGGEDY'S TAIL." 1821 01:37:57,739 --> 01:37:59,707 Dear invisible lord, I know my song 1822 01:37:59,774 --> 01:38:01,809 And I'm willing to bet 10 times 1823 01:38:01,876 --> 01:38:03,878 ANY PATHETIC PRICE YOU PAY HERE 1824 01:38:03,946 --> 01:38:06,548 That the dog's tail is irregular. 1825 01:38:08,150 --> 01:38:10,185 Now I want to hear you bark. 1826 01:38:15,257 --> 01:38:17,692 * [The Windmills of Your Mind by Dusty Springfield playing] 1827 01:38:17,759 --> 01:38:19,461 *Twirling silently in space* 1828 01:38:19,527 --> 01:38:20,762 *LIKE THE CIRCLES YOU FIND* 1829 01:38:20,828 --> 01:38:22,430 HELLO. 1830 01:38:22,497 --> 01:38:24,099 PLEASE, DO NOT DO THAT. 1831 01:38:24,166 --> 01:38:27,602 *IN THE WINDMILLS OF YOUR MIND* 1832 01:38:27,669 --> 01:38:29,337 AS YOU WANT, SIR. 1833 01:38:31,139 --> 01:38:33,708 *KEYS THAT JINGLE IN YOUR POCKET* 1834 01:38:33,775 --> 01:38:36,844 I don't do this kind of thing very often. 1835 01:38:36,911 --> 01:38:40,382 All right, sir, we have plenty of time. 1836 01:38:40,448 --> 01:38:42,951 * WHY DID SUMMER GO SO QUICKLY? * 1837 01:38:43,018 --> 01:38:46,421 *Was it something you said? * 1838 01:38:46,488 --> 01:38:47,956 I met a boy like you once. 1839 01:38:48,023 --> 01:38:50,692 Oh, I'm not a boy, sir, I'm a girl. 1840 01:38:51,994 --> 01:38:53,928 Oh, you're a girl. 1841 01:38:54,429 --> 01:38:56,664 YES. 1842 01:38:56,731 --> 01:38:58,933 YOU CAN CALL ME PATRICIA. 1843 01:38:59,001 --> 01:39:01,669 That's my name, sir. 1844 01:39:01,736 --> 01:39:06,274 CAN I TELL YOU A STORY, PATRICIA? 1845 01:39:06,341 --> 01:39:08,876 Oh, please. Stories are what I love. 1846 01:39:09,544 --> 01:39:10,612 DO YOU LOVE STORIES? 1847 01:39:10,678 --> 01:39:13,848 LOVE STORIES. 1848 01:39:13,915 --> 01:39:16,184 EVEN MORE MYSTERIES. 1849 01:39:16,251 --> 01:39:18,920 DON'T DO THIS, PLEASE, PLEASE. 1850 01:39:21,456 --> 01:39:24,192 VERY WELL, SIR, EVERYONE ELSE. 1851 01:39:24,259 --> 01:39:27,629 * YOU ARE SUBMITTEDLY AWARE 1852 01:39:27,695 --> 01:39:30,632 Once there was a boy 1853 01:39:30,698 --> 01:39:33,001 WHO NEVER KNEW HIS FATHER AND MOTHER. 1854 01:39:33,068 --> 01:39:35,570 OH HOW SAD. HOW INDISPENSELY SAD. 1855 01:39:35,637 --> 01:39:38,006 WAS HE AN UNWANTED SAD BOY? 1856 01:39:38,073 --> 01:39:39,274 * LIKE A CIRCLE IN A SPIRAL 1857 01:39:39,341 --> 01:39:40,742 He didn't seem like it. 1858 01:39:40,808 --> 01:39:43,611 NO, HE LAUGHED. He laughed a lot. 1859 01:39:43,678 --> 01:39:47,949 MAYBE THE KIND OF STRIPE THAT WEARS TEARS? 1860 01:39:49,484 --> 01:39:53,555 Maybe laughter was the only way to... 1861 01:39:53,621 --> 01:39:55,957 *LIKE THE CIRCLES YOU FIND* 1862 01:39:56,024 --> 01:39:58,060 Deal with... 1863 01:39:58,126 --> 01:39:59,861 [man sighing] 1864 01:39:59,927 --> 01:40:02,964 PLEASE CONTINUE. DEAL WITH... 1865 01:40:03,031 --> 01:40:05,700 TO DEAL WITH YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES. 1866 01:40:08,870 --> 01:40:12,040 You seem to understand this boy well, sir. 1867 01:40:13,075 --> 01:40:14,776 I - I knew your father. 1868 01:40:17,345 --> 01:40:18,446 AND? 1869 01:40:19,381 --> 01:40:21,149 And 1870 01:40:21,216 --> 01:40:24,886 FOR HIS FATHER HE LOVED HIM SO MUCH, 1871 01:40:24,952 --> 01:40:29,657 COULD NEVER TELL THE BOY HOW MUCH... 1872 01:40:30,325 --> 01:40:31,793 HOW MUCH? 1873 01:40:31,859 --> 01:40:33,428 * [In the rain by the drama playing] 1874 01:40:33,495 --> 01:40:34,862 A... 1875 01:40:34,929 --> 01:40:38,133 He could never tell the boy how much he loved him. 1876 01:40:39,467 --> 01:40:41,836 Well, that can't be a true story. IT CANNOT BE. 1877 01:40:41,903 --> 01:40:43,305 WHY NOT? 1878 01:40:43,371 --> 01:40:45,607 WHY CAN'T YOU TELL THE BOY HOW MUCH YOU LOVED HIM? 1879 01:40:45,673 --> 01:40:47,275 Because he didn't know how. 1880 01:40:48,576 --> 01:40:50,545 He had the words for many things, you see, 1881 01:40:50,612 --> 01:40:53,548 But he had no words for it. 1882 01:40:53,615 --> 01:40:55,783 THERE ARE ONLY 3 WORDS FOR THIS. 1883 01:40:55,850 --> 01:40:57,319 They are easy to say. 1884 01:40:57,385 --> 01:40:58,720 Sometimes they are. 1885 01:40:58,786 --> 01:41:00,088 * IN THE RAIN 1886 01:41:00,155 --> 01:41:03,158 OTHER TIMES, THEY ARE NOT. OTHER TIMES, THEY ARE... 1887 01:41:03,225 --> 01:41:05,193 THEY ARE IMPOSSIBLE. 1888 01:41:05,260 --> 01:41:06,528 * I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE 1889 01:41:06,594 --> 01:41:09,397 And he - he also loved the boy's mother, 1890 01:41:09,464 --> 01:41:11,833 BUT THAT WAS EQUALLY IMPOSSIBLE. 1891 01:41:13,635 --> 01:41:14,902 And... 1892 01:41:18,106 --> 01:41:20,208 SO HE NEVER TOLD THE BOY? 1893 01:41:20,275 --> 01:41:23,010 *I think I'm going to cry 1894 01:41:23,077 --> 01:41:26,548 He never told him and then the boy left 1895 01:41:26,614 --> 01:41:30,985 And they came to England, and the father had... 1896 01:41:33,421 --> 01:41:39,494 *I don't want you to see me cry* 1897 01:41:39,561 --> 01:41:45,267 A LOT OF TIME TO THINK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS, 1898 01:41:45,333 --> 01:41:49,837 ALL THE THINGS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN, SHOULD HAVE BEEN. 1899 01:41:49,904 --> 01:41:52,740 He had all the time in the world to think. 1900 01:41:53,975 --> 01:41:56,644 AND WHAT DID HE THINK? 1901 01:41:56,711 --> 01:41:59,046 He thought, perhaps imagined, 1902 01:41:59,113 --> 01:42:01,416 THAT THE BOY ARRIVED IN ENGLAND 1903 01:42:01,483 --> 01:42:03,385 LOOKING FOR HIS MOTHER. 1904 01:42:05,787 --> 01:42:08,623 And what was your mother's name? 1905 01:42:08,690 --> 01:42:11,359 Her name was all. EILY BERGIN. 1906 01:42:11,426 --> 01:42:12,760 OH GOD. 1907 01:42:12,827 --> 01:42:16,097 AND SO THE FATHER THOUGHT OF THING HE COULD DO 1908 01:42:16,164 --> 01:42:19,267 She went to tell him where he could find his mother. 1909 01:42:19,334 --> 01:42:22,204 *You won't see a single trace* 1910 01:42:22,270 --> 01:42:24,038 WHERE TO FIND PHANTOM LADY? 1911 01:42:24,105 --> 01:42:25,373 THERE IS? WHAT? 1912 01:42:25,440 --> 01:42:27,375 PLEASE CONTINUE. 1913 01:42:28,610 --> 01:42:31,045 She got married, had 2 children. 1914 01:42:31,112 --> 01:42:32,814 You probably don't want to see him. 1915 01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:34,349 BUT WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 1916 01:42:34,416 --> 01:42:35,817 *LET ME GO, LET ME GO, LET ME GO* 1917 01:42:35,883 --> 01:42:39,287 19 SPENCER RISE, IN KILBURN. 1918 01:42:42,390 --> 01:42:44,526 *IN THE RAIN* 1919 01:43:00,442 --> 01:43:02,877 'Cause you know what I want, I want English, 1920 01:43:02,944 --> 01:43:04,746 I WANT TO KEEP, 1921 01:43:04,812 --> 01:43:07,915 I WANT EASTERN FINCHLEY...YES. 1922 01:43:07,982 --> 01:43:11,419 ...I WANT POWERFUL. HMM. 1923 01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:13,721 DO YOU THINK IT WORKS? 1924 01:43:13,788 --> 01:43:15,790 I think you look better than her. 1925 01:43:15,857 --> 01:43:18,192 I look better than her, don't I? YOU DO. 1926 01:43:19,794 --> 01:43:22,430 * [Madame George by Van Morrison playing] 1927 01:43:32,440 --> 01:43:35,176 * DOWN ON CYPRUS AVENUE 1928 01:43:37,512 --> 01:43:41,483 * WITH CHILDHOOD VISIONS SAVING IN SIGHT * 1929 01:43:45,152 --> 01:43:48,523 *CLICKING, CLACKING OF HIGH PULSE SHOE* 1930 01:43:51,926 --> 01:43:56,030 * FORD, FITZROY AND MADAME GEORGE * 1931 01:44:00,568 --> 01:44:03,137 *MARCHING WITH BOY SOLDIER BEHIND* 1932 01:44:03,204 --> 01:44:05,373 DO YOU NEED HELP, MISS? 1933 01:44:05,440 --> 01:44:06,841 UH... 1934 01:44:06,908 --> 01:44:11,779 YES, II-I AM DOING A SEARCH BY BRITISH TELECOM. 1935 01:44:11,846 --> 01:44:13,615 ONE... 1936 01:44:13,681 --> 01:44:16,384 DO YOU KNOW WHERE 19 SPENCER RISE IS? 1937 01:44:16,451 --> 01:44:18,353 This is my home. THERE IS. 1938 01:44:18,420 --> 01:44:20,121 IT'S YOURS... 1939 01:44:20,187 --> 01:44:22,156 CAN'T YOU READ NUMBERS? 1940 01:44:22,223 --> 01:44:24,125 OH, YES, I CAN READ NUMBERS. 1941 01:44:25,192 --> 01:44:27,895 So what is the research? 1942 01:44:27,962 --> 01:44:31,165 Well, yeah, it's about phones. 1943 01:44:32,233 --> 01:44:33,801 D-DO YOU HAVE A PHONE? 1944 01:44:33,868 --> 01:44:35,303 Everyone has a phone. 1945 01:44:35,370 --> 01:44:37,405 NO, NOT ALL, YOUNG MAN. 1946 01:44:37,472 --> 01:44:39,641 Some people can't relate. 1947 01:44:39,707 --> 01:44:41,208 Well, we can. 1948 01:44:42,477 --> 01:44:44,111 I UNDERSTAND. 1949 01:44:44,178 --> 01:44:47,248 *Gone for cigarettes and games in stores* 1950 01:44:47,315 --> 01:44:48,916 And what is your name? 1951 01:44:48,983 --> 01:44:50,585 PATRICK OF MY NAME. 1952 01:44:50,652 --> 01:44:52,587 * HAPPY TAKE MADAME GEORGE 1953 01:44:52,654 --> 01:44:53,921 PATRICK. 1954 01:44:54,522 --> 01:44:56,924 PATRICK. 1955 01:44:56,991 --> 01:44:58,960 And how many phones do you have, PATRICK? 1956 01:44:59,026 --> 01:45:01,463 SHOULD YOU NOT ASK MY MOM? 1957 01:45:02,664 --> 01:45:05,333 YES. YES, OF COURSE I MUST. 1958 01:45:05,400 --> 01:45:06,901 A... 1959 01:45:06,968 --> 01:45:08,269 And where would I find her? 1960 01:45:10,271 --> 01:45:13,240 MOM, THERE'S A NICE LADY HERE DOING RESEARCH... 1961 01:45:13,307 --> 01:45:16,344 * Yes, that's when you fall 1962 01:45:17,379 --> 01:45:19,280 YOU ARE... OH MY GOD! 1963 01:45:21,516 --> 01:45:23,551 *THIS IS WHEN YOU FALL* 1964 01:45:23,618 --> 01:45:25,019 (Eily) Are you feeling better, love? 1965 01:45:25,086 --> 01:45:26,153 Oh, thanks. 1966 01:45:26,220 --> 01:45:27,489 MORE TEA? 1967 01:45:27,555 --> 01:45:28,756 NO THANKS. 1968 01:45:30,992 --> 01:45:35,697 So what is this research then? 1969 01:45:35,763 --> 01:45:38,466 (English Patrick) Oh, it's about phones, Mom. 1970 01:45:38,533 --> 01:45:40,835 PHONES? WITH TELECOM? 1971 01:45:41,736 --> 01:45:43,571 YES, BRITISH TELECOM. 1972 01:45:49,511 --> 01:45:50,512 A... 1973 01:45:52,246 --> 01:45:53,948 ARE YOU A MULTI-PHONE DOMAIN? 1974 01:45:54,015 --> 01:45:56,283 YES. YES, WE HAVE 3. 1975 01:45:56,350 --> 01:45:59,821 UH, ONE IN THE BEDROOM, ONE IN THE KITCHEN, AND ONE IN GEOFFREY'S OFFICE. 1976 01:46:02,424 --> 01:46:03,925 GEOFFREY... 1977 01:46:04,759 --> 01:46:06,293 IT'S MY HUSBAND. 1978 01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:07,361 OH 1979 01:46:10,364 --> 01:46:11,399 A... 1980 01:46:13,635 --> 01:46:14,836 SMILE. A... 1981 01:46:18,205 --> 01:46:20,274 How often is your phone used? 1982 01:46:21,876 --> 01:46:26,013 VERY. LAURA NEVER SWITCHES OFF. 1983 01:46:26,080 --> 01:46:27,314 LAURA? 1984 01:46:28,816 --> 01:46:31,385 MY DAUGHTER. SHE'S 13. OH. 1985 01:46:32,153 --> 01:46:34,789 I see, I see. 1986 01:46:34,856 --> 01:46:37,291 DON'T YOU HAVE MUCH USE FOR YOUR PHONE, PATRICK? 1987 01:46:37,358 --> 01:46:39,226 NO, I CAN'T SUPPORT IT. MMM-HMM. 1988 01:46:42,630 --> 01:46:43,631 A... 1989 01:46:45,633 --> 01:46:47,702 WELL, MISS... 1990 01:46:47,769 --> 01:46:50,037 J-JOHNSON. DELIA JOHNSTON. 1991 01:46:50,104 --> 01:46:51,405 JOHNSTON. 1992 01:46:53,007 --> 01:46:55,376 If you have any other questions, don't hesitate to call. 1993 01:46:56,978 --> 01:47:00,047 NO, I think I have more than enough, thank you. 1994 01:47:05,286 --> 01:47:07,722 THANKS FOR THE TEA. Oh, you're welcome. 1995 01:47:08,890 --> 01:47:10,057 GOODBYE. 1996 01:47:29,911 --> 01:47:32,146 (English Patrick) SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE A UNIFORM? 1997 01:47:33,280 --> 01:47:35,917 NO, I SHOULD NOT HAVE A UNIFORM. 1998 01:47:35,983 --> 01:47:38,653 THE MEN WHO PLACE THE PHONES HAVE A UNIFORM. 1999 01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:40,187 THEM, NOW? 2000 01:47:40,254 --> 01:47:42,023 AREN'T THEY FROM TELECOM? 2001 01:47:42,089 --> 01:47:43,891 YES THEY ARE. 2002 01:47:43,958 --> 01:47:46,327 SO HOW DO WE GET TO TELECOM I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PHONES WE HAVE? 2003 01:47:46,393 --> 01:47:48,830 WELL, BECAUSE IT'S FROM A DIFFERENT DEPARTMENT. 2004 01:47:48,896 --> 01:47:51,733 Why don't you call and ask the questions? 2005 01:47:51,799 --> 01:47:54,235 BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THE PERSONAL TOUCH, NOW THERE IS? 2006 01:47:54,301 --> 01:47:55,603 WHY NOT-- 2007 01:47:55,670 --> 01:47:59,841 YOUNG MAN, I HAVE A FEELING YOU DON'T LIKE ME 2008 01:47:59,907 --> 01:48:02,343 YOU ARE WRONG. I think you're cool. 2009 01:48:04,345 --> 01:48:06,881 [shaking] Well, I think you're cool too. 2010 01:48:06,948 --> 01:48:09,216 Why are you crying? 2011 01:48:09,283 --> 01:48:11,586 IT'S CONJUNCTIVITIS. 2012 01:48:11,653 --> 01:48:13,621 (Charlie) I SENT YOUR ADDRESS TO FATHER LIAM, 2013 01:48:13,688 --> 01:48:15,189 And I hope you don't think so. 2014 01:48:15,256 --> 01:48:17,091 He was very kind to me, kitten, 2015 01:48:17,158 --> 01:48:19,460 And I need all the kindness I can get. 2016 01:48:19,527 --> 01:48:22,630 THE SPECIAL BRANCH TOOK ME UP IN A DOPE LOAD, YOU SEE. 2017 01:48:22,697 --> 01:48:25,232 And they used that to get to IRWIN. 2018 01:48:26,267 --> 01:48:30,538 THEY TOOK CHARLIE TO THE NARCOTICS BOWL. 2019 01:48:30,605 --> 01:48:33,107 They said they would have the baby in prison if I didn't... 2020 01:48:33,174 --> 01:48:35,242 (Jackie) If you didn't do what, IRWIN? 2021 01:48:38,512 --> 01:48:41,315 IF I DON'T INFORM THEM ABOUT OPERATIONS. 2022 01:48:43,484 --> 01:48:45,019 DO IT YOU. NO YOU DO. 2023 01:48:45,086 --> 01:48:48,122 I CAN'T. I went to school with the brother. 2024 01:48:48,189 --> 01:48:50,224 Hey sir, did you hear the caveman? 2025 01:48:50,291 --> 01:48:51,292 WHAT MAN FROM CAVAN? 2026 01:48:51,358 --> 01:48:52,927 CAVAN MAN IN-- 2027 01:48:52,994 --> 01:48:53,995 [knocking] 2028 01:48:59,166 --> 01:49:00,301 * [Van Morrison's Cyprus Avenue playing] 2029 01:49:00,367 --> 01:49:02,069 *And I get caught once again* 2030 01:49:04,438 --> 01:49:08,142 * ABOVE CYPRUS AVENUE 2031 01:49:14,816 --> 01:49:17,619 * LOCKED ONCE AGAIN 2032 01:49:20,021 --> 01:49:23,625 * ABOVE CYPRUS AVENUE 2033 01:49:29,697 --> 01:49:33,701 *And I'm conquered in a car seat* 2034 01:49:35,236 --> 01:49:38,105 *IT'S NOT SOMETHING I CAN DO 2035 01:49:43,510 --> 01:49:45,012 WHAT WILL I CALL? 2036 01:49:45,079 --> 01:49:46,580 * I CAN GO CRAZY 2037 01:49:46,648 --> 01:49:47,882 FATHER. 2038 01:49:48,750 --> 01:49:50,051 [trembling] 2039 01:49:51,619 --> 01:49:53,520 YOU CALL ME "FATHER". BETWEEN. 2040 01:50:01,395 --> 01:50:03,765 I CAN'T. 2041 01:50:03,831 --> 01:50:06,801 I prayed, you know. I prayed that you would come back. 2042 01:50:08,535 --> 01:50:10,104 DID YOU FIND HER? 2043 01:50:10,171 --> 01:50:13,741 [trembling] YES. NO. MORE OR LESS. 2044 01:50:16,410 --> 01:50:18,012 WHERE IS CHARLIE? 2045 01:50:19,246 --> 01:50:21,248 She's upstairs. LET'S GO. 2046 01:50:24,518 --> 01:50:26,053 *AND MY FEET CAN'T KEEP IT UP YET* 2047 01:50:26,120 --> 01:50:28,155 AFTER THE DRUG CHARGE, THERE ARE PROBLEMS AT HOME 2048 01:50:28,222 --> 01:50:30,557 So I took her. 2049 01:50:30,624 --> 01:50:33,260 SHE EAT SOMETHING HARD, YOU KNOW. She's wasting time. 2050 01:50:41,335 --> 01:50:43,104 MAYBE YOU CAN... 2051 01:50:44,471 --> 01:50:45,940 WHERE TO SLEEP, DADDY? 2052 01:50:46,007 --> 01:50:47,374 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 2053 01:50:52,113 --> 01:50:53,180 CHARLIE. 2054 01:50:57,218 --> 01:50:59,553 (Charlie) ARE YOU KITTY? 2055 01:50:59,620 --> 01:51:03,825 CHARLIE. TAKE IT EASY NOW. 2056 01:51:04,892 --> 01:51:07,328 SWANN CROSS. 2057 01:51:07,394 --> 01:51:09,396 THEY PUT A COPPER BAG OVER HIS HEAD. 2058 01:51:09,463 --> 01:51:11,632 Hush, Charlie. 2059 01:51:11,699 --> 01:51:14,201 My parents told me to go back to where I came from. 2060 01:51:14,268 --> 01:51:16,738 Don't think about it, Charlie. 2061 01:51:16,804 --> 01:51:19,340 YOUR BABY, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW. 2062 01:51:20,942 --> 01:51:22,944 And I'm here to help you. 2063 01:51:27,749 --> 01:51:30,184 * [Fly, Robin, Fly playing for the Silver Convention] 2064 01:51:33,187 --> 01:51:35,656 * FLY, ROBIN, FLY 2065 01:51:38,025 --> 01:51:40,427 * FLY, ROBIN, FLY 2066 01:51:42,764 --> 01:51:45,166 * FLY, ROBIN, FLY 2067 01:51:47,534 --> 01:51:50,437 * UP TO THE SKY 2068 01:51:54,175 --> 01:51:56,310 ROBINS, FATHER. WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT? 2069 01:51:56,377 --> 01:51:57,711 KISSING IN THE CREAM. 2070 01:51:57,779 --> 01:52:00,081 I'm sure bad things must go hungry. 2071 01:52:00,147 --> 01:52:01,148 TA. 2072 01:52:11,492 --> 01:52:13,060 *FLY, ROBIN, FLY* 2073 01:52:13,127 --> 01:52:16,831 YOU HAVE YOUR MOTHER'S EYES, DO YOU KNOW THAT, PATRICK? 2074 01:52:16,898 --> 01:52:19,801 COLOR OF THE OCEAN BEYOND ROSSES POINT. 2075 01:52:23,805 --> 01:52:25,539 Did you take her there? 2076 01:52:30,011 --> 01:52:31,412 OFTEN. 2077 01:52:34,315 --> 01:52:36,517 Things could have been so different. 2078 01:52:36,583 --> 01:52:37,584 SHH. 2079 01:52:38,485 --> 01:52:40,254 DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 2080 01:52:42,489 --> 01:52:44,859 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE WEIRDEST THING... 2081 01:52:45,659 --> 01:52:47,161 I was looking for her, 2082 01:52:48,930 --> 01:52:50,564 BUT I FOUND YOU. 2083 01:52:54,768 --> 01:52:58,005 * [How much is that puppy in the window by Pattie Page playing] 2084 01:52:59,807 --> 01:53:03,845 *HOW MUCH IS THAT DOG IN THE WINDOW* 2085 01:53:03,911 --> 01:53:06,480 (Mrs. Clarke) NO, IN THE END, IT WAS A BLESSED RELEASE. 2086 01:53:06,547 --> 01:53:08,182 (shopkeeper) SHE WAS A ADORABLE WOMAN. 2087 01:53:08,249 --> 01:53:10,517 She never missed a day en masse. 2088 01:53:10,584 --> 01:53:13,320 When they opened it, they found a mass as big as a melon. 2089 01:53:13,387 --> 01:53:15,689 A MELON? HOW BIG? 2090 01:53:15,756 --> 01:53:18,993 Maybe it was a grapefruit. I mix them. 2091 01:53:19,060 --> 01:53:23,630 So we're not exactly blessed with choice, Dad, dear. 2092 01:53:23,697 --> 01:53:26,767 AND IS THERE ANY RULE THAT SAYS THAT WHEN YOU ARE PREGNANT, 2093 01:53:26,834 --> 01:53:28,836 DO YOU NEED TO DRESS LIKE A LOLLIPOP LADY? 2094 01:53:28,903 --> 01:53:30,437 I don't know that rule, Patrick. 2095 01:53:30,504 --> 01:53:32,373 NO, SO I THOUGHT. 2096 01:53:34,441 --> 01:53:37,744 THIS LITTLE HIPPY NUMBER CAN GIVE YOU THE LIFT YOU NEED. 2097 01:53:37,811 --> 01:53:38,946 (Liam) HMM. VERY NICE. 2098 01:53:39,013 --> 01:53:41,782 (Patrick) VELVET, DAD. LIKE CRUSHED GRASS. 2099 01:53:41,849 --> 01:53:43,517 Oh, look, dad. 2100 01:53:47,889 --> 01:53:50,224 OH, CAN WE TRY THE SILVER SKIN, MISSUS? 2101 01:53:51,025 --> 01:53:52,793 IS IT FOR YOURSELF? 2102 01:53:52,860 --> 01:53:54,862 *The one with the droopy tail* 2103 01:53:54,929 --> 01:53:57,364 25 DIFFERENT COLORFUL BABYGROSS. 2104 01:53:57,431 --> 01:53:59,901 4 TEDDY BEARS, I CAN UNDERSTAND, 2105 01:53:59,967 --> 01:54:02,136 But I don't need a stroller yet, kitten. 2106 01:54:02,203 --> 01:54:04,038 YOU WILL. 2107 01:54:04,105 --> 01:54:05,706 WHERE DID YOU RECEIVE THE MONEY? 2108 01:54:06,407 --> 01:54:09,043 Oh, singing. AHEM. 2109 01:54:09,110 --> 01:54:12,546 * HOW MUCH DOES THAT DOG IN THE WINDOW COST? * 2110 01:54:12,613 --> 01:54:16,317 * [Charlie humming] * The one with the balcony-- * 2111 01:54:16,383 --> 01:54:18,852 IS IT WAGGEDY OR WAGGLY, CHARLIE? 2112 01:54:18,920 --> 01:54:20,121 WAGGLY. 2113 01:54:20,821 --> 01:54:22,924 NO, WAIT A MINUTE. 2114 01:54:22,990 --> 01:54:24,158 OH FATHER? 2115 01:54:24,225 --> 01:54:25,759 YOO-HOO. (Liam) Oh, yes. 2116 01:54:25,826 --> 01:54:27,929 DO YOU KNOW THE DOG WITH THE TAIL? 2117 01:54:27,995 --> 01:54:30,864 IS IT WAGGLY OR WAGGEDY? 2118 01:54:30,932 --> 01:54:32,233 THE MUSIC? 2119 01:54:33,100 --> 01:54:35,336 ONE, WAGGEDY, SEEMS TO REMEMBER. 2120 01:54:35,402 --> 01:54:37,004 YOUR MOTHER NEVER STOPPED SINGING IT. 2121 01:54:37,071 --> 01:54:38,439 (Liam) AYE, CAUDA OF WAGGEDY. 2122 01:54:38,505 --> 01:54:39,873 WAGGEDY. 2123 01:54:39,941 --> 01:54:42,776 (both) * HOW MUCH IS THAT DOG IN THE WINDOW? * 2124 01:54:42,843 --> 01:54:43,844 [Beats] 2125 01:54:43,911 --> 01:54:47,881 (all) *The one with the droopy tail* 2126 01:54:47,949 --> 01:54:51,585 * HOW MUCH DOES THAT DOG IN THE WINDOW COST? * 2127 01:54:51,652 --> 01:54:54,721 (Mrs. Clarke) OH, JESUS ​​CHRIST AND HIS HOLY MOTHER. 2128 01:54:54,788 --> 01:54:56,958 WHY DOESN’T THE BISHOP DO SOMETHING? THE BISHOP! 2129 01:54:57,024 --> 01:54:59,326 THE BISHOP WE HAVE IS NOT WORTH IT. 2130 01:54:59,393 --> 01:55:00,928 [twittering] (Robin 2131 01:55:00,995 --> 01:55:02,596 [twittering] (robin 2132 01:55:02,663 --> 01:55:04,231 [twittering] (robin 2133 01:55:14,741 --> 01:55:16,743 DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING, THOMAS? 2134 01:55:16,810 --> 01:55:20,014 There are times when I would like to be a bus conductor. 2135 01:56:07,061 --> 01:56:09,196 PATRICK! 2136 01:56:09,263 --> 01:56:11,265 CHARLIE! 2137 01:56:33,554 --> 01:56:35,356 [firefighters talking] 2138 01:57:37,184 --> 01:57:38,919 [Charlie talking] 2139 01:57:41,155 --> 01:57:43,357 (Charlie)... THE WELFARE STATE AND ALL. 2140 01:57:43,424 --> 01:57:45,492 You can't stay here anyway. 2141 01:57:45,559 --> 01:57:47,261 But will you come and see us, father? 2142 01:57:47,328 --> 01:57:48,529 AFTER THE BABY-- 2143 01:57:48,595 --> 01:57:50,197 WELL THE ONLY PARISH THAT WAS OFFERED 2144 01:57:50,264 --> 01:57:53,734 IT'S IN KILBURN SO YOU CAN SEE ME A LOT. 2145 01:58:02,509 --> 01:58:04,578 SAVE MY LIFE, DADDY. 2146 01:58:06,680 --> 01:58:07,981 AND MINE. 2147 01:58:13,720 --> 01:58:16,056 BIG, BIG AND FIREPROOF MAN. 2148 01:58:32,773 --> 01:58:34,375 [Charlie screaming] 2149 01:58:34,441 --> 01:58:37,411 (Patrick) Come on, Charlie, push! TO PUSH! 2150 01:58:37,478 --> 01:58:40,080 Well I'm pushing, kitty, fuck! 2151 01:58:40,147 --> 01:58:42,183 I'm pushing! BREATHE. 2152 01:58:42,249 --> 01:58:43,317 JESUS! 2153 01:58:43,384 --> 01:58:44,618 LET'S GO. 2154 01:58:44,685 --> 01:58:46,653 You're scaring me! 2155 01:58:46,720 --> 01:58:50,224 * [Sugar Baby Love by the Rubettes playing] 2156 01:58:51,091 --> 01:58:52,426 [chattering] 2157 01:58:56,430 --> 01:58:59,266 Hey, you're the phone lady. 2158 01:59:00,066 --> 01:59:01,935 OH WELL. 2159 01:59:02,002 --> 01:59:05,772 IF IT'S NOT THE BOY FROM THE MULTI-PHONE HOUSE. 2160 01:59:05,839 --> 01:59:07,274 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 2161 01:59:07,341 --> 01:59:11,312 THE MOTHER IS WITH THE DOCTOR. SHE, YOU KNOW, HAS A BREAD IN THE FIREPLACE. 2162 01:59:13,380 --> 01:59:15,249 I THINK YOU MEAN THE OVEN, YOUNG MAN. 2163 01:59:15,316 --> 01:59:17,284 OK, so, the oven. 2164 01:59:17,351 --> 01:59:18,785 What is your name? 2165 01:59:18,852 --> 01:59:20,487 * MY SWEET 2166 01:59:20,554 --> 01:59:23,457 *I DIDN'T WANT TO DO BLUE* 2167 01:59:23,524 --> 01:59:25,559 GHOST LADY. 2168 01:59:25,626 --> 01:59:26,860 That's a funny name. 2169 01:59:26,927 --> 01:59:28,995 I KNOW THAT. I'm a funny lady. 2170 01:59:30,331 --> 01:59:31,932 IS IT YOUR BABY? 2171 01:59:31,998 --> 01:59:34,701 No, it's hers. 2172 01:59:34,768 --> 01:59:36,337 *I didn't mean to hurt you* 2173 01:59:36,403 --> 01:59:38,205 She's checking her fireplace. 2174 01:59:38,272 --> 01:59:39,806 (laughs) 2175 01:59:39,873 --> 01:59:41,675 ISN'T IT SHE? YES SHE IS. 2176 01:59:41,742 --> 01:59:43,444 [baby cooing] 2177 01:59:43,510 --> 01:59:45,912 CHARLIE, HONEY, THIS IS-- 2178 01:59:45,979 --> 01:59:47,514 PATRICK. 2179 01:59:47,581 --> 01:59:49,950 THIS IS MY YOUNG FRIEND PATRICK. 2180 01:59:50,016 --> 01:59:51,952 So how's your fireplace? 2181 01:59:52,018 --> 01:59:53,053 OH 2182 01:59:53,119 --> 01:59:55,289 MY FIREPLACE IS 100%. 2183 01:59:55,356 --> 02:00:00,794 AND YOUR LITTLE CAKE IS REALLY GOOD, TOO, ISN'T IT? YES YOU ARE. 2184 02:00:00,861 --> 02:00:04,097 * STARTS THE SAME ERRORS 2185 02:00:04,164 --> 02:00:06,333 * LIKE YOU AND ME 2186 02:00:06,400 --> 02:00:10,237 PATRICK, YOUR MOTHER. You would be better. 2187 02:00:10,771 --> 02:00:12,573 HE IS WELL. 2188 02:00:12,639 --> 02:00:16,510 PATRICK, YOU TELL HIM THAT 2189 02:00:16,577 --> 02:00:21,147 THE LADY ON THE PHONE SAYS SHE HOPES IT'S A GIRL THIS TIME. 2190 02:00:21,214 --> 02:00:23,149 HE IS WELL. HE IS WELL. 2191 02:00:27,588 --> 02:00:31,292 *SUGAR LOVE BABY, SUGAR LOVE BABY* 2192 02:00:31,358 --> 02:00:34,328 *SUGAR LOVE BABY, SUGAR LOVE BABY* 2193 02:00:34,395 --> 02:00:37,764 *SUGAR LOVE BABY, SUGAR LOVE BABY* 2194 02:00:37,831 --> 02:00:39,600 [twittering] She looks nothing like MITZI GAYNOR. 2195 02:00:39,666 --> 02:00:41,535 [twittering] WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MITZI GAYNOR? 2196 02:00:41,602 --> 02:00:42,903 [twittering] NOTHING. BUT AS OSCAR WILDE SAID... 2197 02:00:42,969 --> 02:00:44,271 * MY SWEET 2198 02:00:44,338 --> 02:00:46,106 [twittering] "I LOVE TALKING ABOUT NOTHING. 2199 02:00:46,172 --> 02:00:47,908 [twittering] "IT'S THE ONLY THING I KNOW ANYTHING." 2200 02:00:47,974 --> 02:00:51,144 *I DIDN'T WANT TO DO BLUE* 2201 02:00:53,179 --> 02:00:55,482 *SUGAR LOVE BABY, SUGAR LOVE BABY* 2202 02:00:55,549 --> 02:00:58,819 * MY SWEET 2203 02:00:58,885 --> 02:01:01,955 * MY SWEET 2204 02:01:02,022 --> 02:01:06,192 * I didn't want to hurt you 2205 02:01:06,259 --> 02:01:11,064 *SUGAR LOVE BABY, SUGAR LOVE BABY* 2206 02:01:15,902 --> 02:01:17,771 *FOLLOW MY ADVICE 2207 02:01:19,172 --> 02:01:21,274 * IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE 2208 02:01:22,776 --> 02:01:24,411 * DON'T THINK TWICE 2209 02:01:24,478 --> 02:01:28,048 * LOVE YOUR BABY LOVE 2210 02:01:28,114 --> 02:01:30,183 *MY SWEET* 2211 02:01:30,250 --> 02:01:32,018 * [Breakfast on Pluto playing] 2212 02:01:32,085 --> 02:01:36,690 * GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT LEAVING YOUR CHAIR * 2213 02:01:36,757 --> 02:01:41,895 *AND LEAVE YOUR FREE THOUGHTS* 2214 02:01:41,962 --> 02:01:46,333 *LIVE INSIDE ALL THE DREAMS YOU CAN SPIN* 2215 02:01:47,334 --> 02:01:51,271 * THERE IS A LOT TO SEE 2216 02:01:52,573 --> 02:01:57,911 *IF YOU CAN'T FLY HIGH, YOU DON'T NEED TO FEEL LOW* 2217 02:01:57,978 --> 02:02:03,283 *THE WORLD IS HAPPY* 2218 02:02:03,350 --> 02:02:08,822 *LOOK AT THE SKY AND WHERE YOU GO* 2219 02:02:08,889 --> 02:02:14,027 * FLOATING PATIENT AROUND 2220 02:02:14,094 --> 02:02:19,099 *NO MIND CARE AND NO RACES TO RUN* 2221 02:02:19,165 --> 02:02:23,236 * FLYING IN THE AIR 2222 02:02:24,738 --> 02:02:29,676 * NO TIME TO CHANGE AND NO TIME TO LEARN * 2223 02:02:29,743 --> 02:02:35,348 * AND NO TIME TO ASK WHERE * 2224 02:02:35,416 --> 02:02:40,587 *HOLY MOON, WE'RE ALL THERE SOON* 2225 02:02:40,654 --> 02:02:45,325 *WATCH EARTH BELOW* 2226 02:02:45,392 --> 02:02:51,197 *Let's travel to Mars and visit the stars* 2227 02:02:51,264 --> 02:02:56,537 *FINDING BREAKFAST AT PLUTO* 2228 02:02:56,603 --> 02:03:01,542 * GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT LEAVING YOUR CHAIR * 2229 02:03:01,608 --> 02:03:05,779 *AND LEAVE YOUR FREE THOUGHTS* 2230 02:03:07,147 --> 02:03:12,453 *LIVING INSIDE ALL THE DREAMS YOU CAN SPIN* 2231 02:03:12,519 --> 02:03:16,490 * THERE IS A LOT TO SEE 2232 02:03:38,845 --> 02:03:44,050 *DOESN'T MIND CARE AND NO RACES TO RUN* 2233 02:03:44,117 --> 02:03:48,021 * FLYING IN THE AIR 2234 02:03:49,456 --> 02:03:54,427 * NO TIME TO CHANGE AND NO TIME TO LEARN * 2235 02:03:54,495 --> 02:03:59,700 * AND NO TIME TO ASK WHERE * 2236 02:03:59,766 --> 02:04:05,205 *ON THE MOON, WE'RE ALL THERE SOON* 2237 02:04:05,271 --> 02:04:10,276 *WATCH THE LAND BELOW* 2238 02:04:10,343 --> 02:04:15,849 *Let's travel to Mars and visit the stars* 2239 02:04:15,916 --> 02:04:20,954 *FINDING BREAKFAST AT PLUTO* 2240 02:04:21,021 --> 02:04:26,092 * GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT LEAVING YOUR CHAIR * 2241 02:04:26,159 --> 02:04:31,331 *AND LEAVE YOUR FREE THOUGHTS* 2242 02:04:31,397 --> 02:04:36,637 *LIVING INSIDE ALL THE DREAMS YOU CAN SPIN* 2243 02:04:36,703 --> 02:04:40,907 *THERE IS A LOT TO SEE* 2244 02:05:13,473 --> 02:05:15,241 * [The Windmills in Your Mind by Dusty Springfield playing] 2245 02:05:15,308 --> 02:05:18,178 * ROUND, LIKE A CIRCLE IN A SPIRAL * 2246 02:05:18,244 --> 02:05:21,214 * LIKE A WHEEL WITHIN A WHEEL * 2247 02:05:21,281 --> 02:05:24,017 * NEVER END OR BEGIN 2248 02:05:24,084 --> 02:05:27,153 * ON A ROLL OF EVER SPINNING 2249 02:05:27,220 --> 02:05:30,256 *LIKE A SNOWBALL ON A MOUNTAIN* 2250 02:05:30,323 --> 02:05:33,359 * OR A CARNIVAL BALLOON 2251 02:05:33,426 --> 02:05:35,662 *LIKE A CAROUSEL THAT IS TURNING* 2252 02:05:35,729 --> 02:05:39,032 * RINGS CHAIN TO THE MOON * 2253 02:05:39,099 --> 02:05:41,835 *LIKE A CLOCK whose hands are sweeping* 2254 02:05:41,902 --> 02:05:45,205 *SPENDS THE MINUTES AWAY FROM HIS FACE* 2255 02:05:45,271 --> 02:05:47,908 *AND THE WORLD IS LIKE AN APPLE* 2256 02:05:47,974 --> 02:05:52,178 * Whirling silently in space 2257 02:05:52,245 --> 02:05:56,850 *LIKE THE CIRCLES YOU FIND* 2258 02:05:56,917 --> 02:06:01,822 *IN THE WINDMILLS OF YOUR MIND* 2259 02:06:08,662 --> 02:06:11,998 *LIKE A TUNNEL YOU FOLLOW* 2260 02:06:12,065 --> 02:06:15,969 * FOR AN OWN TUNNEL 2261 02:06:17,103 --> 02:06:20,406 *DOWN TO A CAVE* 2262 02:06:20,473 --> 02:06:25,145 *WHERE THE SUN NEVER SHINED* 2263 02:06:25,211 --> 02:06:28,949 *LIKE A DOOR THAT KEEP REVOLVING* 2264 02:06:29,015 --> 02:06:32,853 * IN A FORGOTTEN DREAM 2265 02:06:33,920 --> 02:06:37,023 *OR THE WAVES OF A STONE* 2266 02:06:37,090 --> 02:06:41,962 *SOMEONE LAUNCHES IT IN A STREAM* 2267 02:06:42,028 --> 02:06:45,398 *LIKE A CLOCK whose hands are sweeping* 2268 02:06:45,465 --> 02:06:50,303 *SPENDS THE MINUTES AWAY FROM HIS FACE* 2269 02:06:50,370 --> 02:06:53,707 *AND THE WORLD IS LIKE AN APPLE* 2270 02:06:53,774 --> 02:06:58,311 *Twirling silently in space* 2271 02:06:58,378 --> 02:07:01,848 *LIKE THE CIRCLES YOU FIND* 2272 02:07:01,915 --> 02:07:06,720 *IN THE WINDMILLS OF YOUR MIND* 2273 02:07:10,223 --> 02:07:13,226 *KEYS THAT JINGLE IN YOUR POCKET* 2274 02:07:13,293 --> 02:07:17,831 *WORDS THAT CUT IN YOUR HEAD* 2275 02:07:17,898 --> 02:07:21,434 *WHY DID SUMMER GO SO QUICKLY* 2276 02:07:21,501 --> 02:07:25,839 *It was something you said* 2277 02:07:25,906 --> 02:07:29,009 * LOVERS WALK ALONG THE COAST 2278 02:07:29,075 --> 02:07:34,014 *AND LEAVE YOUR FOOTPRINT IN THE SAND* 2279 02:07:34,080 --> 02:07:37,617 *It's the sound of the distant drum* 2280 02:07:37,684 --> 02:07:42,222 *JUST THE FINGERS OF YOUR HAND* 2281 02:07:42,288 --> 02:07:45,658 *PHOTOS HANGING IN A HALLWAY* 2282 02:07:45,726 --> 02:07:50,063 * AND A FRAGMENT OF A SONG * 2283 02:07:50,130 --> 02:07:53,867 * RECOGNIZED NAMES AND FACES * 2284 02:07:53,934 --> 02:07:58,404 * BUT WHO DO THEY BELONG TO? * 2285 02:07:58,471 --> 02:08:01,875 *When You Knew It Was Over* 2286 02:08:01,942 --> 02:08:06,579 * YOU ARE SUBMITTEDLY AWARE 2287 02:08:06,646 --> 02:08:10,583 *THAT AUTUMN LEAVES WERE SPINNING* 2288 02:08:10,650 --> 02:08:14,921 * TO YOUR HAIR COLOR 2289 02:08:14,988 --> 02:08:17,924 * LIKE A CIRCLE IN A SPIRAL 2290 02:08:17,991 --> 02:08:20,961 * LIKE A WHEEL WITHIN A WHEEL * 2291 02:08:21,027 --> 02:08:24,230 *NEVER END OR BEGIN* 2292 02:08:24,297 --> 02:08:27,233 * ON A ROLL OF EVER SPINNING 2293 02:08:27,300 --> 02:08:31,738 * HOW IMAGES ARE TRIGGERED 2294 02:08:31,805 --> 02:08:36,442 *LIKE THE CIRCLES YOU FIND* 2295 02:08:36,509 --> 02:08:41,281 *IN THE WINDMILLS OF YOUR MIND*